The Setup

I've fallen victim to a heinous act. An act so vile, so downright dirty, that I'm not sure as a twenty-year-old man I'll ever recover. Brace yourself, because what I'm about to tell you might have you gasping in secondhand horror.
Ready? Here it goes...I've recently become the pawn of a meddling mom.
Yes...A MEDDLING MOM-who's been trying to set me up all summer.
Now, I understand it's not a crime fo...