Plankton Soup

UNOFFICIALLY THE BEST BOOK IN THE WORLDEVER! THE BOOK THAT N.S.A. SPIED ON FROM OUTER SPACE! EVEN THE POPE TRIED TO BAN IT! Not today, thank you. We have enough books. VATICAN SPOKESMAN Gritty yet heart warming, like hot salty porridge on a winters day, Scathing in his criticism of the mess that society is in. Its not his fault-its probably mine. THE NAZARENE. I liked the bit where the funny man slipped on a banana skin! DOSTOYEVSKY Maverick! Sutton takes one step forward, two steps back. POLKA DANCE JUDGE I dont quite know what to make of this book! ORIGAMI EXPERT Blockbuster! THE SWEET Off the wall. ART THIEF A bit rough around the edges, but thats the way I like it. TREE HUGGER Its a book, its a comic, its a bow-tie and its a butterfl y! SALVADOR DALI What a hoot! More fun than the theatre! ABRAHAM LINCOLN His best book so far. The others were shit. FRIEND THE PLANKTON SOUP SERIES LITERATURES BEST KEPT SECRET!