Sink or Swim

Do mermaids have orgasms? Who knows, but she'd better find out quick before she exchanges her girly bits for fishy slits. A mermaid who can't swim? What could be worse? When Samie McIntyre finds out she's about to turn into a mermaid, a legacy of her selkie father and mermaid mother, she realises she has one major problem. Well, er, maybe two... First, she can't swim. And second, she has aqua-pho...