Prince of Dorkness

With his newfound vampire powers and his girlfriend Chloe, Nigel Mullet is finally happy and popular as the school year begins. But then a new guy, Jason, appears at school. All the girls think hes better looking than Nigel. Hes definitely stronger and faster than Nigel. And hes just stolen Nigels girlfriend. Whats a totally lame vampire to do? Write bad poetry, get regularly beaten up by his litt...