I told my mom I couldn't reach the high notes in my choir class...
She said I should get a ladder!
Every time we go to the ocean, my mom tells me to say hello...
the ocean just waves back!
If you love arguing about why it's important to wear a coat when it's 12 degrees outside...
you should be a mom!
There's a legend that if you go take a shower and scream "MOM!" three times...
a ni...