Mister i missis Svin — samyye vonyuchiye, protivnyye i urodlivyye lyudi v mire. Oni nenavidyat vso, za isklyucheniyem glupykh shutok drug nad drugom, lovyat nevinnykh ptits, chtoby polozhit' ikh v Ptichiy pirog, i muchayut dressirovannykh obez'yanok, zastavlyaya ikh stoyat' na golove tselyy den'. No u obez'yanok bol'she net sil i terpeniya — oni khotyat otomstit'.