Something Purple This Way Comes

Strange things are happening in the countryside near Lake Erie. Creepy and ominous and ... purple things. On May 25, the sky turns a rich purple hue and another weird crop circle appears in Teddy Rockenmoff's wheat field. Then an alien is heard upstairs in his farmhouse, which freaks him out. Panicked, Teddy calls his husband Nick in Chicago, and begs him to come home from a business trip. Nick ...