Monsters Everywhere I Look

How about next time I don't kidnap my victim from a poorly lit alley in the middle of the night. Maybe then I won't accidentally take the wrong woman. I wanted Audrey. My Audrey. Instead, I'm now stuck with Eirene, the very definition of a thorn in my side. She is stubborn, knows an alarming amount of curse words, and doesn't hold back with her opinions about me. There's a chance for me to trade E...