Part I.- Introduction: On unhappy families, unsuccessful football teams, and grandmothers’ intuition.- On the foxes of Leicester, underdogs, and Lady Fortuna.- “There is no motherfucker who can stop (the flow of) time”.- Part II.- The enemy of art is the enemy of soccer: On constraints, Thai boxing, and love triangles.- How messy should you be to win a match? On the yin and yang of entropy.- Uniqu...