Ho Hum New Year

John Parnassus is not a fan of the holidays. In fact, he'd punch Rudolph in the nose if he could. He doesn't believe in love, men, or the holiday spirit -- he's still bitter after his ex left him two years ago on Christmas morning. To him, the holidays are all a sham. Take a chance on love? Never again. John's friend Sally gives him a gentle kick in the ass to get out of his rut and try something ...