Freddie and Johnnie

Falling through bathroom windows and into trash cans, keeping your mother out of dumpsters and trash bins … When everything offends your sensibilities, relaxing makes you nervous, and you hate camping but your spouse loves it… When a carpool member is SO annoying but makes you laugh like you’ve never laughed before. It’s all here, in the “Colorful Characters” of this book. Plus, where to pee, the ...