Eighty Anyone?

80 year old Joe Binky has all the answers on how to live a longer healthy life. He has two mottos he lives by: Never do it right if you can get away with doing it half assed. And: Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow. Never do no stress, He says, Its bad for you. Marry a really crappy cook. I never gained one ounce on Bambis cooking... You couldnt keep much of it down. I lived all my...