Best Mom Jokes Ever

I told my mom I couldn't reach the high notes in my choir class... She said I should get a ladder!   Every time we go to the ocean, my mom tells me to say hello... the ocean just waves back! If you love arguing about why it's important to wear a coat when it's 12 degrees outside... you should be a mom! There's a legend that if you go take a shower and scream "MOM!" three times... a nice la...