Best Dad Jokes Ever

Dad: My wife keeps telling to stop pretending to be butter   ....but I'm on a roll. Dad: I asked a Frenchman if he play video games  ....He said, "Wii." I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. Wanna hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable. Th...