Back from the Future

Ever since his one-night stand with big, butch, bisexual Bill, Marty's been in the hopeless grip of a passionate yet seemingly unrequited love. Housesitting for the object of his affection, all he can do is cry on the scaly shoulders of Bill's exotic fish ... until he meets the tipsy time-traveler who lives upstairs. Arthur Prefect (not his real name) is a refugee from a dystopian time, and he's p...