A Tedoleran for Christmas

I just wanted to celebrate Christmas in peace with my best girlfriends at a cabin we rented for the holidays in the middle of the snowy Colorado wilderness. But instead, I manage to fall down a mountain and land in front of Santa Claus. For a moment, I'm sure I've lost my mind because I'm certain that Santa Claus doesn't exist. But apparently, giant aliens with red skin and snow-whi...