Short Stories by an Old-Fashioned Millennial

The publishing company said I needed a back cover introduction to this catastrophe. They said to use my Instagram bio. I don’t use Instagram! What part of “old-fashioned” don’t they understand? Here goes nothing. Hello there. If you’re anything like me—besides being delightfully dapper, cunningly creative, and stunningly sarcastic—you won’t buy a book without reading the back cover. Don’t. Sure,...