Cave Man Make Baby

I never intended on time travelling to the Stone Age during my Special Ops mission - but it's not the first thing in my life to get effed up.To say I didn't have a happy childhood is an understatement - that's why I joined the military first chance I got.And to be honest - living alone on the beach isn't the worst way to live out my days.But all that changes the moment Fancy winds up on my coastli...