A girl like you

"Joseph P Cain! Get your lazy ass up right now mister before you're late for school!" I awoke groggily to the sound an alarm and angry mother standing in the doorway. "Wha? What time is it?" I asked still trying to shake my morning coma "It is almost seven o'clock and I need to go get ready for work." I jumped out of bed wide awake now. "WHAT?! I'm going to be so late!" mom covered her eyes as my ...