Scene: Quarter-deck of H.M.S. Pinafore. Sailors, led by Boatswain, discovered cleaning brasswork, splicing rope, etc.
CHORUS–MEN
We sail the ocean blue,
And our saucy ship's a beauty;
We're sober men and true,
And attentive to our duty.
When the balls whistle free
O'er the bright blue sea,
We stand to our guns all day;
When at anchor we ride
On the Portsmouth tide,
We have plenty of time to play.
Enter Little Buttercup, with large basket on her arm.
RECITATIVE–BUTTERCUP
Hail, men-o'-war's men–safeguards of your nation! Here is an end, at last, of all privation; You've got your pay–spare all you can afford To welcome Little Buttercup on board.
ARIA
For I'm called Little Buttercup–dear Little Buttercup, Though I could never tell why, But still I'm called Buttercup–poor little Buttercup, Sweet little Buttercup I!
I've snuff and tobaccy, and excellent jacky, I've scissors, and watches, and knives; I've ribbons and laces to set off the faces Of pretty young sweethearts and wives.
I've treacle and toffee, I've tea and I've coffee, Soft tommy and succulent chops; I've chickens and conies, and pretty polonies, And excellent peppermint drops.
Then buy of your Buttercup–dear Little Buttercup; Sailors should never be shy; So, buy of your Buttercup–poor Little Buttercup; Come, of your Buttercup buy!
BOAT. Aye, Little Buttercup–and well called–for you're the rosiest, the roundest, and the reddest beauty in all Spithead.
BUT. Red, am I? and round–and rosy! Maybe, for I have dissembled well! But hark ye, my merry friend–hast ever thought that beneath a gay and frivolous exterior there may lurk a canker-worm which is slowly but surely eating its way into one's very heart?
BOAT. No, my lass, I can't say I've ever thought that.
Enter Dick Deadeye. He pushes through sailors, and comes down.
DICK. I have thought it often. (All recoil from him.)
BUT. Yes, you look like it! What's the matter with the man? Isn't he well?
BOAT. Don't take no heed of him; that's only poor Dick Deadeye.
DICK. I say–it's a beast of a name, ain't it–Dick Deadeye?
BUT. It's not a nice name.
DICK. I'm ugly too, ain't I?
BUT. You are certainly plain.
DICK. And I'm three-cornered too, ain't I?
BUT. You are rather triangular.
DICK. Ha! ha! That's it. I'm ugly, and they hate me for it; for you all hate me, don't you?
ALL. We do!
DICK. There!
BOAT. Well, Dick, we wouldn't go for to hurt any fellow-creature's feelings, but you can't expect a chap with such a name as Dick Deadeye to be a popular character–now can you?
DICK. No.
BOAT. It's asking too much, ain't it?
DICK. It is. From such a face and form as mine the noblest sentiments sound like the black utterances of a depraved imagination. It is human nature–I am resigned.
RECITATIVE
BUT. (looking down hatchway)