Self-Help

by

Norm Foster

Second Scene Editions
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Self-Help © Copyright 2002 by Norm Foster
First edition: August 2004
Production editor: Michael Petrasek

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LIBRARY AND ARCHIVES CANADA CATALOGUING IN PUBLICATION

Foster, Norm, 1949-

Self-help / Norm Foster.

A play.

ISBN 978-0-88754-689-1

I. Title.

PS8561.O7745S44 2004

C812’.54

C2004-903856-7

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Norm Foster was born in Newmarket, Ontario in 1949. He attended West Hill Collegiate High School in Toronto. He studied Radio and Television Arts at Centennial College in Toronto, and at Confederation College in Thunder Bay. Norm wrote two plays for Malcolm Black, then Artistic Director of Theatre New Brunswick. Those two plays, Sinners and The Melville Boys were enormously successful for Theatre New Brunswick. The Melville Boys has made Foster one of Canada’s most produced playwrights. The Affections of May, Sinners and The Melville Boys have been translated into French.

Self-Help was first produced at Theatre Aquarius in Hamilton, On., April 2002.

Cast

CINDY Savage

Patricia Yeatman

HAL Savage

Brian McKay

BERNICE

Catherine Fitch

RUBY Delvecchio

Jo-Anne Kirwan Clark

DETECTIVE SNOW

Neil Foster

JEREMY Cash

Robert Latimer

Directed by Max Reimer

Stage Managed by Beth Bruck

Lighting design by Jeff Johnston Collins

Set/Costume design by Barbara Gordon

Characters

Hal Savage/Cindy Savage - in thier forties or fifties. Two married actors turned self-help gurus.

Bernice - the Savage’s bumbling maid.

Ruby Delvecchio - the Savage’s brassy agent.

Detective Snow - an easy-going detective.

Jeremy Cash - a nosy newspaper columnist.