Every morning now brought its regular duties — shops were to be
visited; some new part of the town to be looked at; and the
pump-room to be attended, where they paraded up and down for an
hour, looking at everybody and speaking to no one. The wish of a
numerous acquaintance in Bath was still uppermost with Mrs. Allen,
and she repeated it after every fresh proof, which every morning
brought, of her knowing nobody at all.
They made their appearance in the Lower Rooms; and here fortune
was more favourable to our heroine. The master of the ceremonies
introduced to her a very gentlemanlike young man as a partner; his
name was Tilney. He seemed to be about four or five and twenty, was
rather tall, had a pleasing countenance, a very intelligent and
lively eye, and, if not quite handsome, was very near it. His
address was good, and Catherine felt herself in high luck. There
was little leisure for speaking while they danced; but when they
were seated at tea, she found him as agreeable as she had already
given him credit for being. He talked with fluency and spirit — and
there was an archness and pleasantry in his manner which
interested, though it was hardly understood by her. After chatting
some time on such matters as naturally arose from the objects
around them, he suddenly addressed her with — "I have hitherto been
very remiss, madam, in the proper attentions of a partner here; I
have not yet asked you how long you have been in Bath; whether you
were ever here before; whether you have been at the Upper Rooms,
the theatre, and the concert; and how you like the place
altogether. I have been very negligent — but are you now at leisure
to satisfy me in these particulars? If you are I will begin
directly."
"You need not give yourself that trouble, sir."
"No trouble, I assure you, madam." Then forming his features
into a set smile, and affectedly softening his voice, he added,
with a simpering air, "Have you been long in Bath, madam?"
"About a week, sir," replied Catherine, trying not to laugh.
"Really!" with affected astonishment.
"Why should you be surprised, sir?"
"Why, indeed!" said he, in his natural tone. "But some emotion
must appear to be raised by your reply, and surprise is more easily
assumed, and not less reasonable than any other. Now let us go on.
Were you never here before, madam?"
"Never, sir."
"Indeed! Have you yet honoured the Upper Rooms?"
"Yes, sir, I was there last Monday."
"Have you been to the theatre?"
"Yes, sir, I was at the play on Tuesday."
"To the concert?"
"Yes, sir, on Wednesday."
"And are you altogether pleased with Bath?"
"Yes — I like it very well."
"Now I must give one smirk, and then we may be rational again."
Catherine turned away her head, not knowing whether she might
venture to laugh. "I see what you think of me," said he gravely —
"I shall make but a poor figure in your journal tomorrow."
"My journal!"
"Yes, I know exactly what you will say: Friday, went to the
Lower Rooms; wore my sprigged muslin robe with blue trimmings —
plain black shoes — appeared to much advantage; but was strangely
harassed by a queer, half-witted man, who would make me dance with
him, and distressed me by his nonsense."
"Indeed I shall say no such thing."
"Shall I tell you what you ought to say?"
"If you please."
"I danced with a very agreeable young man, introduced by Mr.
King; had a great deal of conversation with him — seems a most
extraordinary genius — hope I may know more of him. That, madam, is
what I wish you to say."
"But, perhaps, I keep no journal."
"Perhaps you are not sitting in this room, and I am not sitting
by you. These are points in which a doubt is equally possible. Not
keep a journal! How are your absent cousins to understand the
tenour of your life in Bath without one? How are the civilities and
compliments of every day to be related as they ought to be, unless
noted down every evening in a journal? How are your various dresses
to be remembered, and the particular state of your complexion, and
curl of your hair to be described in all their diversities, without
having constant recourse to a journal? My dear madam, I am not so
ignorant of young ladies' ways as you wish to believe me; it is
this delightful habit of journaling which largely contributes to
form the easy style of writing for which ladies are so generally
celebrated. Everybody allows that the talent of writing agreeable
letters is peculiarly female. Nature may have done something, but I
am sure it must be essentially assisted by the practice of keeping
a journal."
"I have sometimes thought," said Catherine, doubtingly, "whether
ladies do write so much better letters than gentlemen! That is — I
should not think the superiority was always on our side."
"As far as I have had opportunity of judging, it appears to me
that the usual style of letter-writing among women is faultless,
except in three particulars."
"And what are they?"
"A general deficiency of subject, a total inattention to stops,
and a very frequent ignorance of grammar."
"Upon my word! I need not have been afraid of disclaiming the
compliment. You do not think too highly of us in that way."
"I should no more lay it down as a general rule that women write
better letters than men, than that they sing better duets, or draw
better landscapes. In every power, of which taste is the
foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided between the
sexes."
They were interrupted by Mrs. Allen: "My dear Catherine," said
she, "do take this pin out of my sleeve; I am afraid it has torn a
hole already; I shall be quite sorry if it has, for this is a
favourite gown, though it cost but nine shillings a yard."
"That is exactly what I should have guessed it, madam," said Mr.
Tilney, looking at the muslin.
"Do you understand muslins, sir?"
"Particularly well; I always buy my own cravats, and am allowed
to be an excellent judge; and my sister has often trusted me in the
choice of a gown. I bought one for her the other day, and it was
pronounced to be a prodigious bargain by every lady who saw it. I
gave but five shillings a yard for it, and a true Indian
muslin."
Mrs. Allen was quite struck by his genius. "Men commonly take so
little notice of those things," said she; "I can never get Mr.
Allen to know one of my gowns from another. You must be a great
comfort to your sister, sir."
"I hope I am, madam."
"And pray, sir, what do you think of Miss Morland's gown?"
"It is very pretty, madam," said he, gravely examining it; "but
I do not think it will wash well; I am afraid it will fray."
"How can you," said Catherine, laughing, "be so — " She had
almost said "strange."
"I am quite of your opinion, sir," replied Mrs. Allen; "and so I
told Miss Morland when she bought it."
"But then you know, madam, muslin always turns to some account
or other; Miss Morland will get enough out of it for a
handkerchief, or a cap, or a cloak. Muslin can never be said to be
wasted. I have heard my sister say so forty times, when she has
been extravagant in buying more than she wanted, or careless in
cutting it to pieces."
"Bath is a charming place, sir; there are so many good shops
here. We are sadly off in the country; not but what we have very
good shops in Salisbury, but it is so far to go — eight miles is a
long way; Mr. Allen says it is nine, measured nine; but I am sure
it cannot be more than eight; and it is such a fag — I come back
tired to death. Now, here one can step out of doors and get a thing
in five minutes."
Mr. Tilney was polite enough to seem interested in what she
said; and she kept him on the subject of muslins till the dancing
recommenced. Catherine feared, as she listened to their discourse,
that he indulged himself a little too much with the foibles of
others. "What are you thinking of so earnestly?" said he, as they
walked back to the ballroom; "not of your partner, I hope, for, by
that shake of the head, your meditations are not satisfactory."
Catherine coloured, and said, "I was not thinking of
anything."
"That is artful and deep, to be sure; but I had rather be told
at once that you will not tell me."
"Well then, I will not."
"Thank you; for now we shall soon be acquainted, as I am
authorized to tease you on this subject whenever we meet, and
nothing in the world advances intimacy so much."
They danced again; and, when the assembly closed, parted, on the
lady's side at least, with a strong inclination for continuing the
acquaintance. Whether she thought of him so much, while she drank
her warm wine and water, and prepared herself for bed, as to dream
of him when there, cannot be ascertained; but I hope it was no more
than in a slight slumber, or a morning doze at most; for if it be
true, as a celebrated writer has maintained, that no young lady can
be justified in falling in love before the gentleman's love is
declared,* it must be very improper that a young lady should dream
of a gentleman before the gentleman is first known to have dreamt
of her. How proper Mr. Tilney might be as a dreamer or a lover had
not yet perhaps entered Mr. Allen's head, but that he was not
objectionable as a common acquaintance for his young charge he was
on inquiry satisfied; for he had early in the evening taken pains
to know who her partner was, and had been assured of Mr. Tilney's
being a clergyman, and of a very respectable family in
Gloucestershire.