A couple stand huddled in front of a tent trailer. They look confused and concerned, meekly waving at five different naked people milling about them. In the foreground is a firepit with chairs surrounding it and a clothesline tied to a tree with a blanket draped overtop. Behind the tent trailer is a large tree and a hedge. The hedge, draped blanket and chairs all obscure the nudity of the five figures. At the top of the page in large, bright yellow lettering is 'Bare Bear Bones.' At the bottom of the page is 'Michael Grant' in white block letters.

Bare Bear
Bones

Michael Grant

Playwrights Canada Press

Toronto

Copyright

Bare Bear Bones © Copyright 2021 by Michael Grant

First edition: March 2021

Author photo © Lisa Thaler

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Library and Archives Canada Cataloguing in Publication

Title: Bare bear bones / Michael Grant.

Names: Grant, Michael, 1969- author.

Description: A play.

Identifiers: Canadiana (print) 20210104945 | Canadiana (ebook) 20210107731 | ISBN 9780369101532 (softcover) | ISBN 9780369101549 (PDF) | ISBN 9780369101556 (HTML) | ISBN 9780369101563 (Kindle)

Classification: LCC PS8613.R36 B37 2021 | DDC C812/.6 — dc23

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Dedication

For my wife, Sherry

Production History

Bare Bear Bones was first produced by the Elmira Theatre Company from February 10 to 18, 2012, with the following cast and crew:

Norman: Brian Otto

Ruth: Kathy Fahey

Frank: Thom Smith

Libby: Tracy Leighton

Annie: Crystal Levesque

Lenny: Brandon Maxwell

Bruce: Michael Hunter

Doris: Tracy Biggar

Producer: Bev Dietrich

Director: Deb Deckert

Stage Manager: Iris Miltenburg

Assistant Stage Managers: Alice Soeder and Maia Frumhartz

Sound Design and Operation: Joe Brenner

Lighting Design: Thom Smith, Mic Michenfelder, and Brandon Maxwell

Lighting Operation: Mic Michenfelder

Costumes: Danielle Ball

Set Design: Phil Dietrich

Set Construction: Phil Dietrich, Ken Frid, Ron Henderson, and Adrian Miltenburg

Set Dressing: Gord Grose

Set Painting: Sam Dietrich and Phil Dietrich

Props: Sherry Heine and Janet Zwicker

Props Assistants: Sue Parr and Pam Webb

Makeup: Sue Rose

Front of House: Gail Waring

Tickets: Sandy Weiler

Program: Cathy Read-Wilson

House Managers: Pat Northey and Ruth Connor

Characters

Norman: A quick-witted but conservative empty nester in his fifties. He is married to Ruth and is the father of two children, but he has no grandchildren. He is reluctantly attending a marriage counsellor because Ruth feels that they have “lost the spark.”

Ruth: A religious and conservative empty nester married to Norman. She is in her fifties and raised two children as a stay-at-home mom. Lately, with the children grown, she feels her marriage has no spark and is desperate to rekindle the relationship so it can be like that magical night in the pickup.

Frank: A widower in his fifties who has found a more liberal side to life. After losing his wife to cancer, he was deeply depressed, but accidentally discovered a new way of life. The Bare Bones Alternative Lifestyle Campground was created from his failing family campground. He is the father of Libby and Annie.

Annie: In her twenties and attempting a career as an actor. She lives at home with her father and helps him at the campground. She is energetic and always interested in having fun.

Libby: In her late twenties or early thirties. She studies medicine at university and is in her final year. During the summer she helps her father around the campground. She is more conservative than her younger sister Annie.

Lenny: In his twenties or thirties. The ultimate “party dude.” On the other hand, there may be a more professional side to him too, as he works at a talent agency in the city.

Bruce: A middle-aged regional manager for a linen company who spends much of his time on the road. He has the typical travelling salesman stories but is happily married to Doris.

Doris: Also middle-aged. She is married to Bruce and they have raised two boys together. She and Bruce decided after the kids left home that they would do something outside their comfort zone at least once a year.

Notes

The blankets and sleeping bags that Ruth hangs on the clothesline in Act One, Scene One must create a half wall blocking all actors’ midsections from the audience.