orca currents
Copyright © 2005 Pam Withers
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National Library of Canada Cataloguing in Publication Data
Withers, Pam
Camp Wild / Pam Withers.
(Orca currents)
ISBN 1-55143-361-3
I. Title. II. Series.
PS8595.I8453C34 2005 jC813’.6 C2005-900787-7
Summary: Wilf figures he’s too old for summer camp
but has just what it takes to plot his escape from one.
First published in the United States, 2005
Library of Congress Control Number: 2005921298
Orca Book Publishers gratefully acknowledges the support for its publishing programs provided by the following agencies: the Government of Canada through the Book Publishing Industry Development Program (BPIDP), the Canada Council for the Arts, and the British Columbia Arts Council.
Cover design: Lynn O’Rourke
Cover photography: Getty Images
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For Lucille Dougherty
“Summer camp!” I roar at my startled parents. Anger surges through my cracked voice with such electricity that I don’t even blush about the vocal-chord break. “Why don’t you just send me to Siberia? If you’re so set on always getting rid of me, why did you even have a kid?”
That is going too far, I know the instant I’ve said it. But I’m livid they’d dare to mess with my summer plans without even asking me. A moment ago, they looked so pleased with themselves for having arranged it all. Then they looked surprised at my ungratefulness. And now they are both wearing a wounded expression.
“But you’ve always enjoyed Camp Wild,” my mother protests.
I groan. How clued out can she be?
“Yeah, when I was eight,” I blast back. “I’m fourteen now. Way too old for that crap. I told you last year I’d had it with that place.”
My parents exchange a look. That is never a good sign.
“Wilf,” my dad begins sternly, rubbing his freshly trimmed sideburns and tugging on his tie, which he hasn’t removed even though he has been home from work for an hour. “You know as well as I do that we can’t let you spend the entire summer on your own. You know your mother and I work long hours. You’ll appreciate the structure and opportunities. You may be among the oldest campers this year, but that can’t be all bad. Next year you can apply to be a junior camp counselor.”
“Oh, that’s rich, Dad,” I explode back.“My dream job, looking after a bunch of brats. That would be even worse than being the only fourteen-year-old at a little-kids’ summer camp. Don’t do this, Mom and Dad. You can’t make me go when you didn’t even ask me first.”
I shoot a sideways glance at my mother, at the beads of sweat beneath her pearl necklace. This exchange is getting to her, but Dad has that set jaw that makes me fear they really are going to go through with this.
“After what happened last month, son, we felt we didn’t have a choice,” he declares in his bank-executive voice, as though he is talking to a failed business owner looking for a loan. “You’re too old for a baby-sitter and clearly not responsible enough to be unsupervised. We felt this was the best option. The subject is now closed.” He loosens his tie as if that will force me to cave in.
I jump up and run out the door, my temper about to explode. I know what Dad is referring to, all right, but he never sees the whole picture. So I held a party at our house when he and Mom were working late one night. So what? A guy has to do something when left alone day and night by parents who are addicted to insane workloads. It wasn’t my fault that a few uninvited thugs showed up and trashed the place a little. But I cleaned up the house. I endured the lectures. I even put up with being grounded for a month. Not that being grounded was much different from not being grounded. It’s not like either of my parents cut back on their work to do stuff with me then. No, they just phoned me to make sure I was in my prison alone. They had clients to tend to, important clients. Always more important than me.
“Clients pay the bills,” Dad is always saying cheerfully. Like my parents aren’t so loaded that they can’t pay for anything they want, including a little unexpected house-party damage, after-school lessons or summer camps to get rid of me so they can tend to more clients. Getting rid of me is always the point. Well, they are going too far this time. I am going to have a good summer, and it won’t affect their clients one bit. They’ll see me getting on the camp bus, all right, if that’s all they care about. But the minute I get to Camp Wild, I’ll be plotting my escape. I’ll design my own summer adventure. I’ll do an instant graduation from Camp Wild to Camp Wilf.
The stupid bus ride was three hours long. And that was just the first bus ride. I was never so bored in my life. I had nothing to stare at but my new compass, because books and me and moving vehicles don’t exactly go together. And Camp Wild, being a Nazi type of establishment, bans CD players, handheld video games and anything else that would’ve made the bus ride tolerable. I have to admit that the new compass is cool, though. A present from Mom and Dad just before my bus pulled up. They were obviously feeling guilty about forcing me to go to camp, but they couldn’t exactly admit that at such a late stage, could they? So they gave me a compass. Yeah, guilt is good. Very good if it gets you something slick. I said all the right thank-yous and I’ll-miss-you stuff, of course. Played the obedient, appreciative son to the hilt; I ought to be in the movies, in fact. Wouldn’t they like to know what I’m really going to use this compass for? Won’t they think twice about dumping me off next summer after they get a phone call from Camp Wild next week?
Anyway, here I am, standing where I was dropped off, thinking, after three hours on a bus, who needs a second bus ride? Okay, so it’s a 4x4, not a bus, and it has “Camp Wild” marked on the side, and it’s coming toward me across the parking lot this very minute. But in the end, it’s another boring ride to take me to a boring camp.
“Hi! It’s Wilf, right?” The muscle-bound guy driving puts the truck in neutral and jumps out to shake my hand. “I’m Patrick. Remember me?”
Yeah, I remember him from last year, sort of. Even though he mostly looked after the little kids.
“Yup,” I say aloud, but I’m busy sneaking a peek at the girl getting out of the front passenger seat. Okay, so “peek” isn’t the right word. I kind of have to force my eyes to the ground so as not to burn holes in her pretty body. I feel like a stick of butter melting in the sunshine.
“Hi, Wilf. I’m Claire,” she says, walking toward us. She is smiling and holding out her hand. Like an idiot, I hand her my bag instead of squeezing that delicate palm and meeting her hazel eyes.
She giggles and tosses the bag into the truck as if its sixty pounds is no more than ten.
I cough. “Sorry, I could’ve... Um, are you a camper?”
It’s not what I meant to say, but she does a tinkling laugh and moves away from Patrick, whose eyes are roaming the parking lot in search of more Camp Wild victims.