Life on the Mississippi
Mark Twain
THE 'BODY OF THE NATION'
BUT the basin of the Mississippi is the Body
of The Nation . All the other parts are but
members, important in themselves, yet more important in their
relations to this. Exclusive of the Lake basin and of 300,000
square miles in Texas and New Mexico, which in many aspects form a
part of it, this basin contains about 1,250,000 square miles. In
extent it is the second great valley of the world, being exceeded
only by that of the Amazon. The valley of the frozen Obi approaches
it in extent; that of La Plata comes next in space, and probably in
habitable capacity, having about eight-ninths of its area; then
comes that of the Yenisei, with about seven-ninths; the Lena,
Amoor, Hoang-ho, Yang-tse-kiang, and Nile, five-ninths; the Ganges,
less than one-half; the Indus, less than one-third; the Euphrates,
one-fifth; the Rhine, one-fifteenth. It exceeds in extent the whole
of Europe, exclusive of Russia, Norway, and Sweden.
It would contain austria four times, germany or spain
five times, france six times, the british islands or italy ten
times. Conceptions formed from the river-basins
of Western Europe are rudely shocked when we consider the extent of
the valley of the Mississippi; nor are those formed from the
sterile basins of the great rivers of Siberia, the lofty plateaus
of Central Asia, or the mighty sweep of the swampy Amazon more
adequate. Latitude, elevation, and rainfall all combine to render
every part of the Mississippi Valley capable of supporting a dense
population. As a dwelling-place for civilized man
it is by far the first upon our globe
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Chapter 1
The River and Its History
THE Mississippi is well worth reading about. It is not a
commonplace river, but on the contrary is in all ways remarkable.
Considering the Missouri its main branch, it is the longest river
in the world—four thousand three hundred miles. It seems safe to
say that it is also the crookedest river in the world, since in one
part of its journey it uses up one thousand three hundred miles to
cover the same ground that the crow would fly over in six hundred
and seventy-five. It discharges three times as much water as the
St. Lawrence, twenty-five times as much as the Rhine, and three
hundred and thirty-eight times as much as the Thames. No other
river has so vast a drainage-basin: it draws its water supply from
twenty-eight States and Territories; from Delaware, on the Atlantic
seaboard, and from all the country between that and Idaho on the
Pacific slope—a spread of forty-five degrees of longitude. The
Mississippi receives and carries to the Gulf water from fifty-four
subordinate rivers that are navigable by steamboats, and from some
hundreds that are navigable by flats and keels. The area of its
drainage-basin is as great as the combined areas of England, Wales,
Scotland, Ireland, France, Spain, Portugal, Germany, Austria,
Italy, and Turkey; and almost all this wide region is fertile; the
Mississippi valley, proper, is exceptionally so.
It is a remarkable river in this: that instead of widening
toward its mouth, it grows narrower; grows narrower and deeper.
From the junction of the Ohio to a point half way down to the sea,
the width averages a mile in high water: thence to the sea the
width steadily diminishes, until, at the 'Passes,' above the mouth,
it is but little over half a mile. At the junction of the Ohio the
Mississippi's depth is eighty-seven feet; the depth increases
gradually, reaching one hundred and twenty-nine just above the
mouth.
The difference in rise and fall is also remarkable—not in the
upper, but in the lower river. The rise is tolerably uniform down
to Natchez (three hundred and sixty miles above the mouth)—about
fifty feet. But at Bayou La Fourche the river rises only
twenty-four feet; at New Orleans only fifteen, and just above the
mouth only two and one half.
An article in the New Orleans 'Times-Democrat,' based upon
reports of able engineers, states that the river annually empties
four hundred and six million tons of mud into the Gulf of
Mexico—which brings to mind Captain Marryat's rude name for the
Mississippi—'the Great Sewer.' This mud, solidified, would make a
mass a mile square and two hundred and forty-one feet
high.
The mud deposit gradually extends the land—but only
gradually; it has extended it not quite a third of a mile in the
two hundred years which have elapsed since the river took its place
in history. The belief of the scientific people is, that the mouth
used to be at Baton Rouge, where the hills cease, and that the two
hundred miles of land between there and the Gulf was built by the
river. This gives us the age of that piece of country, without any
trouble at all—one hundred and twenty thousand years. Yet it is
much the youthfullest batch of country that lies around there
anywhere.
The Mississippi is remarkable in still another way—its
disposition to make prodigious jumps by cutting through narrow
necks of land, and thus straightening and shortening itself. More
than once it has shortened itself thirty miles at a single jump!
These cut-offs have had curious effects: they have thrown several
river towns out into the rural districts, and built up sand bars
and forests in front of them. The town of Delta used to be three
miles below Vicksburg: a recent cutoff has radically changed the
position, and Delta is now two miles
above Vicksburg.
Both of these river towns have been retired to the country by
that cut-off. A cut-off plays havoc with boundary lines and
jurisdictions: for instance, a man is living in the State of
Mississippi to-day, a cut-off occurs to-night, and to-morrow the
man finds himself and his land over on the other side of the river,
within the boundaries and subject to the laws of the State of
Louisiana! Such a thing, happening in the upper river in the old
times, could have transferred a slave from Missouri to Illinois and
made a free man of him.
The Mississippi does not alter its locality by cut-offs
alone: it is always changing its habitat
bodily —is always moving bodily
sidewise . At Hard Times, La., the
river is two miles west of the region it used to occupy. As a
result, the original site of
that settlement is not now in Louisiana at all, but on the other
side of the river, in the State of Mississippi.
Nearly the whole of that one thousand three hundred miles
of old mississippi river which la salle floated down in his canoes,
two hundred years ago, is good solid dry ground now
. The river lies to the right of it, in places, and to the
left of it in other places.
Although the Mississippi's mud builds land but slowly, down
at the mouth, where the Gulfs billows interfere with its work, it
builds fast enough in better protected regions higher up: for
instance, Prophet's Island contained one thousand five hundred
acres of land thirty years ago; since then the river has added
seven hundred acres to it.
But enough of these examples of the mighty stream's
eccentricities for the present—I will give a few more of them
further along in the book.
Let us drop the Mississippi's physical history, and say a
word about its historical history—so to speak. We can glance
briefly at its slumbrous first epoch in a couple of short chapters;
at its second and wider-awake epoch in a couple more; at its
flushest and widest-awake epoch in a good many succeeding chapters;
and then talk about its comparatively tranquil present epoch in
what shall be left of the book.
The world and the books are so accustomed to use, and
over-use, the word 'new' in connection with our country, that we
early get and permanently retain the impression that there is
nothing old about it. We do of course know that there are several
comparatively old dates in American history, but the mere figures
convey to our minds no just idea, no distinct realization, of the
stretch of time which they represent. To say that De Soto, the
first white man who ever saw the Mississippi River, saw it in 1542,
is a remark which states a fact without interpreting it: it is
something like giving the dimensions of a sunset by astronomical
measurements, and cataloguing the colors by their scientific
names;—as a result, you get the bald fact of the sunset, but you
don't see the sunset. It would have been better to paint a picture
of it.
The date 1542, standing by itself, means little or nothing to
us; but when one groups a few neighboring historical dates and
facts around it, he adds perspective and color, and then realizes
that this is one of the American dates which is quite respectable
for age.
For instance, when the Mississippi was first seen by a white
man, less than a quarter of a century had elapsed since Francis
I.'s defeat at Pavia; the death of Raphael; the death of
Bayard, Sans Peur Et Sans Reproche
; the driving out of the Knights-Hospitallers from Rhodes by
the Turks; and the placarding of the Ninety-Five Propositions,—the
act which began the Reformation. When De Soto took his glimpse of
the river, Ignatius Loyola was an obscure name; the order of the
Jesuits was not yet a year old; Michael Angelo's paint was not yet
dry on the Last Judgment in the Sistine Chapel; Mary Queen of Scots
was not yet born, but would be before the year closed. Catherine de
Medici was a child; Elizabeth of England was not yet in her teens;
Calvin, Benvenuto Cellini, and the Emperor Charles V. were at the
top of their fame, and each was manufacturing history after his own
peculiar fashion; Margaret of Navarre was writing the 'Heptameron'
and some religious books,—the first survives, the others are
forgotten, wit and indelicacy being sometimes better literature
preservers than holiness; lax court morals and the absurd chivalry
business were in full feather, and the joust and the tournament
were the frequent pastime of titled fine gentlemen who could fight
better than they could spell, while religion was the passion of
their ladies, and classifying their offspring into children of full
rank and children by brevet their pastime.
In fact, all around, religion was in a peculiarly blooming
condition: the Council of Trent was being called; the Spanish
Inquisition was roasting, and racking, and burning, with a free
hand; elsewhere on the continent the nations were being persuaded
to holy living by the sword and fire; in England, Henry VIII. had
suppressed the monasteries, burnt Fisher and another bishop or two,
and was getting his English reformation and his harem effectively
started. When De Soto stood on the banks of the Mississippi, it was
still two years before Luther's death; eleven years before the
burning of Servetus; thirty years before the St. Bartholomew
slaughter; Rabelais was not yet published; 'Don Quixote' was not
yet written; Shakespeare was not yet born; a hundred long years
must still elapse before Englishmen would hear the name of Oliver
Cromwell.
Unquestionably the discovery of the Mississippi is a datable
fact which considerably mellows and modifies the shiny newness of
our country, and gives her a most respectable outside-aspect of
rustiness and antiquity.
De Soto merely glimpsed the river, then died and was buried
in it by his priests and soldiers. One would expect the priests and
the soldiers to multiply the river's dimensions by ten—the Spanish
custom of the day—and thus move other adventurers to go at once and
explore it. On the contrary, their narratives when they reached
home, did not excite that amount of curiosity. The Mississippi was
left unvisited by whites during a term of years which seems
incredible in our energetic days. One may 'sense' the interval to
his mind, after a fashion, by dividing it up in this way: After De
Soto glimpsed the river, a fraction short of a quarter of a century
elapsed, and then Shakespeare was born; lived a trifle more than
half a century, then died; and when he had been in his grave
considerably more than half a century, the
second white man saw the Mississippi.
In our day we don't allow a hundred and thirty years to elapse
between glimpses of a marvel. If somebody should discover a creek
in the county next to the one that the North Pole is in, Europe and
America would start fifteen costly expeditions thither: one to
explore the creek, and the other fourteen to hunt for each
other.
For more than a hundred and fifty years there had been white
settlements on our Atlantic coasts. These people were in intimate
communication with the Indians: in the south the Spaniards were
robbing, slaughtering, enslaving and converting them; higher up,
the English were trading beads and blankets to them for a
consideration, and throwing in civilization and whiskey, 'for
lagniappe;' and in Canada the French were schooling them in a
rudimentary way, missionarying among them, and drawing whole
populations of them at a time to Quebec, and later to Montreal, to
buy furs of them. Necessarily, then, these various clusters of
whites must have heard of the great river of the far west; and
indeed, they did hear of it vaguely,—so vaguely and indefinitely,
that its course, proportions, and locality were hardly even
guessable. The mere mysteriousness of the matter ought to have
fired curiosity and compelled exploration; but this did not occur.
Apparently nobody happened to want such a river, nobody needed it,
nobody was curious about it; so, for a century and a half the
Mississippi remained out of the market and undisturbed. When De
Soto found it, he was not hunting for a river, and had no present
occasion for one; consequently he did not value it or even take any
particular notice of it.
But at last La Salle the Frenchman conceived the idea of
seeking out that river and exploring it. It always happens that
when a man seizes upon a neglected and important idea, people
inflamed with the same notion crop up all around. It happened so in
this instance.
Naturally the question suggests itself, Why did these people
want the river now when nobody had wanted it in the five preceding
generations? Apparently it was because at this late day they
thought they had discovered a way to make it useful; for it had
come to be believed that the Mississippi emptied into the Gulf of
California, and therefore afforded a short cut from Canada to
China. Previously the supposition had been that it emptied into the
Atlantic, or Sea of Virginia.
Chapter 2
The River and Its Explorers
LA SALLE himself sued for certain high privileges, and they
were graciously accorded him by Louis XIV of inflated memory. Chief
among them was the privilege to explore, far and wide, and build
forts, and stake out continents, and hand the same over to the
king, and pay the expenses himself; receiving, in return, some
little advantages of one sort or another; among them the monopoly
of buffalo hides. He spent several years and about all of his
money, in making perilous and painful trips between Montreal and a
fort which he had built on the Illinois, before he at last
succeeded in getting his expedition in such a shape that he could
strike for the Mississippi.
And meantime other parties had had better fortune. In 1673
Joliet the merchant, and Marquette the priest, crossed the country
and reached the banks of the Mississippi. They went by way of the
Great Lakes; and from Green Bay, in canoes, by way of Fox River and
the Wisconsin. Marquette had solemnly contracted, on the feast of
the Immaculate Conception, that if the Virgin would permit him to
discover the great river, he would name it Conception, in her
honor. He kept his word. In that day, all explorers traveled with
an outfit of priests. De Soto had twenty-four with him. La Salle
had several, also. The expeditions were often out of meat, and
scant of clothes, but they always had the furniture and other
requisites for the mass; they were always prepared, as one of the
quaint chroniclers of the time phrased it, to 'explain hell to the
savages.'
On the 17th of June, 1673, the canoes of Joliet and Marquette
and their five subordinates reached the junction of the Wisconsin
with the Mississippi. Mr. Parkman says: 'Before them a wide and
rapid current coursed athwart their way, by the foot of lofty
heights wrapped thick in forests.' He continues: 'Turning
southward, they paddled down the stream, through a solitude
unrelieved by the faintest trace of man.'
A big cat-fish collided with Marquette's canoe, and startled
him; and reasonably enough, for he had been warned by the Indians
that he was on a foolhardy journey, and even a fatal one, for the
river contained a demon 'whose roar could be heard at a great
distance, and who would engulf them in the abyss where he dwelt.' I
have seen a Mississippi cat-fish that was more than six feet long,
and weighed two hundred and fifty pounds; and if Marquette's fish
was the fellow to that one, he had a fair right to think the
river's roaring demon was come.
'At length the buffalo began to appear, grazing in herds on
the great prairies which then bordered the river; and Marquette
describes the fierce and stupid look of the old bulls as they
stared at the intruders through the tangled mane which nearly
blinded them.'
The voyagers moved cautiously: 'Landed at night and made a
fire to cook their evening meal; then extinguished it, embarked
again, paddled some way farther, and anchored in the stream,
keeping a man on the watch till morning.'
They did this day after day and night after night; and at the
end of two weeks they had not seen a human being. The river was an
awful solitude, then. And it is now, over most of its
stretch.
But at the close of the fortnight they one day came upon the
footprints of men in the mud of the western bank—a Robinson Crusoe
experience which carries an electric shiver with it yet, when one
stumbles on it in print. They had been warned that the river
Indians were as ferocious and pitiless as the river demon, and
destroyed all comers without waiting for provocation; but no
matter, Joliet and Marquette struck into the country to hunt up the
proprietors of the tracks. They found them, by and by, and were
hospitably received and well treated—if to be received by an Indian
chief who has taken off his last rag in order to appear at his
level best is to be received hospitably; and if to be treated
abundantly to fish, porridge, and other game, including dog, and
have these things forked into one's mouth by the ungloved fingers
of Indians is to be well treated. In the morning the chief and six
hundred of his tribesmen escorted the Frenchmen to the river and
bade them a friendly farewell.
On the rocks above the present city of Alton they found some
rude and fantastic Indian paintings, which they describe. A short
distance below 'a torrent of yellow mud rushed furiously athwart
the calm blue current of the Mississippi, boiling and surging and
sweeping in its course logs, branches, and uprooted trees.' This
was the mouth of the Missouri, 'that savage river,' which
'descending from its mad career through a vast unknown of
barbarism, poured its turbid floods into the bosom of its gentle
sister.'
By and by they passed the mouth of the Ohio; they passed
cane-brakes; they fought mosquitoes; they floated along, day after
day, through the deep silence and loneliness of the river, drowsing
in the scant shade of makeshift awnings, and broiling with the
heat; they encountered and exchanged civilities with another party
of Indians; and at last they reached the mouth of the Arkansas
(about a month out from their starting-point), where a tribe of
war-whooping savages swarmed out to meet and murder them; but they
appealed to the Virgin for help; so in place of a fight there was a
feast, and plenty of pleasant palaver and fol-de-rol.
They had proved to their satisfaction, that the Mississippi
did not empty into the Gulf of California, or into the Atlantic.
They believed it emptied into the Gulf of Mexico. They turned back,
now, and carried their great news to Canada.
But belief is not proof. It was reserved for La Salle to
furnish the proof. He was provokingly delayed, by one misfortune
after another, but at last got his expedition under way at the end
of the year 1681. In the dead of winter he and Henri de Tonty, son
of Lorenzo Tonty, who invented the tontine, his lieutenant, started
down the Illinois, with a following of eighteen Indians brought
from New England, and twenty-three Frenchmen. They moved in
procession down the surface of the frozen river, on foot, and
dragging their canoes after them on sledges.
At Peoria Lake they struck open water, and paddled thence to
the Mississippi and turned their prows southward. They plowed
through the fields of floating ice, past the mouth of the Missouri;
past the mouth of the Ohio, by-and-by; 'and, gliding by the wastes
of bordering swamp, landed on the 24th of February near the Third
Chickasaw Bluffs,' where they halted and built Fort
Prudhomme.
'Again,' says Mr. Parkman, 'they embarked; and with every
stage of their adventurous progress, the mystery of this vast new
world was more and more unveiled. More and more they entered the
realms of spring. The hazy sunlight, the warm and drowsy air, the
tender foliage, the opening flowers, betokened the reviving life of
nature.'
Day by day they floated down the great bends, in the shadow
of the dense forests, and in time arrived at the mouth of the
Arkansas. First, they were greeted by the natives of this locality
as Marquette had before been greeted by them—with the booming of
the war drum and the flourish of arms. The Virgin composed the
difficulty in Marquette's case; the pipe of peace did the same
office for La Salle. The white man and the red man struck hands and
entertained each other during three days. Then, to the admiration
of the savages, La Salle set up a cross with the arms of France on
it, and took possession of the whole country for the king—the cool
fashion of the time—while the priest piously consecrated the
robbery with a hymn. The priest explained the mysteries of the
faith 'by signs,' for the saving of the savages; thus compensating
them with possible possessions in Heaven for the certain ones on
earth which they had just been robbed of. And also, by signs, La
Salle drew from these simple children of the forest acknowledgments
of fealty to Louis the Putrid, over the water. Nobody smiled at
these colossal ironies.
These performances took place on the site of the future town
of Napoleon, Arkansas, and there the first confiscation-cross was
raised on the banks of the great river. Marquette's and Joliet's
voyage of discovery ended at the same spot—the site of the future
town of Napoleon. When De Soto took his fleeting glimpse of the
river, away back in the dim early days, he took it from that same
spot—the site of the future town of Napoleon, Arkansas. Therefore,
three out of the four memorable events connected with the discovery
and exploration of the mighty river, occurred, by accident, in one
and the same place. It is a most curious distinction, when one
comes to look at it and think about it. France stole that vast
country on that spot, the future Napoleon; and by and by Napoleon
himself was to give the country back again!—make restitution, not
to the owners, but to their white American heirs.
The voyagers journeyed on, touching here and there; 'passed
the sites, since become historic, of Vicksburg and Grand Gulf,' and
visited an imposing Indian monarch in the Teche country, whose
capital city was a substantial one of sun-baked bricks mixed with
straw—better houses than many that exist there now. The chiefs
house contained an audience room forty feet square; and there he
received Tonty in State, surrounded by sixty old men clothed in
white cloaks. There was a temple in the town, with a mud wall about
it ornamented with skulls of enemies sacrificed to the
sun.
The voyagers visited the Natchez Indians, near the site of
the present city of that name, where they found a 'religious and
political despotism, a privileged class descended from the sun, a
temple and a sacred fire.' It must have been like getting home
again; it was home with an advantage, in fact, for it lacked Louis
XIV.
A few more days swept swiftly by, and La Salle stood in the
shadow of his confiscating cross, at the meeting of the waters from
Delaware, and from Itaska, and from the mountain ranges close upon
the Pacific, with the waters of the Gulf of Mexico, his task
finished, his prodigy achieved. Mr. Parkman, in closing his
fascinating narrative, thus sums up:
'On that day, the realm of France received on parchment a
stupendous accession. The fertile plains of Texas; the vast basin
of the Mississippi, from its frozen northern springs to the sultry
borders of the Gulf; from the woody ridges of the Alleghanies to
the bare peaks of the Rocky Mountains—a region of savannas and
forests, sun-cracked deserts and grassy prairies, watered by a
thousand rivers, ranged by a thousand warlike tribes, passed
beneath the scepter of the Sultan of Versailles; and all by virtue
of a feeble human voice, inaudible at half a mile.'
Chapter 3