Miss Marple meets Oscar Wilde in this new series of cosy mysteries set in the picturesque Cotswolds village of Bunburry. In “Murderous Ride,” the second Bunburry book, Alfie discovers that he has not only inherited a cottage from his late Aunt Augusta but also a 1950s Jaguar. He is dismayed: for reasons of his own, he no longer drives. Aunt Augusta’s best friends, Liz and Marge, persuade him to get behind the wheel again – but that’s just the start of his troubles.
Amateur sleuth Alfie McAlister enjoys his volunteer work in Bunburry’s community library, set up in the mansion of the formidable Miss Radford-Jones. The library is home from home for eleven-year-old Noah, an Agatha Christie fan who sees murder round every corner. At first Alfie dismisses this as a child’s overactive imagination - but then he himself is attacked. Could young Noah be right after all?
Alfie McAlister flees the hustle and bustle of London for the peace and quiet of the Cotswolds. Unfortunately, the “heart of England” turns out to be deadlier than expected …
Margaret “Marge” Redwood and Clarissa “Liz” Hopkins have lived in Bunburry their entire lives, where they are famous for their exceptional fudge-making skills. Between Afternoon Tea and Gin o’clock they relish a bit of sleuthing…
Emma Hollis loves her job as policewoman, the only thing she is tired of are her aunt Liz’s constant attempts at matchmaking.
Betty Thorndike is a fighter. Mostly for animal rights. She’s the sole member of Bunburry’s Green Party.
Oscar de Linnet lives in London and is Alfie’s best friend. He tries luring Alfie back to the City because: “anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there.”
Augusta Lytton is Alfie’s aunt. She’s dead. But still full of surprises…
Harold Wilson loves a pint (or two) more than his job as local police sergeant.
BUNBURRY is a picturesque Cotswolds village, where sinister secrets lurk beneath the perfect façade …
Helena Marchmont is a pseudonym of Olga Wojtas, who was born and brought up in Edinburgh. She was encouraged to write by an inspirational English teacher, Iona M. Cameron. Olga won a Scottish Book Trust New Writers Award in 2015, has had more than 30 short stories published in magazines and anthologies and recently published her first mystery Miss Blaine’s Prefect and the Golden Samovar.
Deadlier than Fiction
BASTEI ENTERTAINMENT
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Bastei Entertainment is an imprint of Bastei Lübbe AG
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. This book is written in British English.
Copyright © 2020 by Bastei Lübbe AG, Schanzenstraße 6-20, 51063 Cologne, Germany
Written by Olga Wojtas as Helena Marchmont
Edited by Allan Guthrie
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“There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written.”
Oscar Wilde
Trevor Mills shrugged on his expensive coat, carefully tucking in the ends of his cashmere scarf.
“Bye, lads,” he said, raising his hand in farewell. “See you tomorrow.” There was a scattered response of “goodbye” and “see you” from the other men at the bar.
He stepped out of the clubhouse into the night’s darkness and began to cross the road. A car without lights, which was parked nearby, suddenly pulled out without signalling and he had to dodge sharply out of the way
“Bloody idiot,” Mills shouted after it. “And switch your bloody lights on!”
Parking was always tight near the clubhouse, and he had left his BMW in the next street. He walked briskly down the narrow unlit lane linking the two, searching in his pocket for the key fob.
It was a chilly night, but he was feeling pleasantly warm after several whiskies. It had been a good evening, with he and his cronies setting the world to rights, and agreeing that they could do a much better job of running the country than the bunch of morons calling themselves a government.
He fished out the key fob and pressed the button as he reached the next street. On the other side of the road, the BMW’s indicators lit up as its doors opened.
Mills walked into the deserted road, heading for the car, remembering a particularly witty remark he had made about the nincompoops in Parliament. It was a good word, nincompoops. That’s exactly what they were.
He was so busy savouring the word that he was only dimly aware of the sound of a speeding car. A car that careered round the corner. There was no chance of dodging out of the way.
He didn’t even have time to register that it was the same car he had seen earlier.
When Trevor Mills’s crumpled body was found, the car was long gone.
The picturesque Cotswolds village of Bunburry had a range of attractions, including a gently flowing river, the Victoria Park with its Indian pavilion, a historic church, and The Drunken Horse Inn.
But there was no library: it had closed a good decade earlier, the victim of council cuts. Alfie McAlister, one of Bunburry’s newest residents after inheriting a cottage from his late Aunt Augusta, wondered whether it could be resurrected.
He casually mentioned his thoughts one evening to Liz and Marge, his aunt’s best friends. Marge rang him the very next day.
“Put on your best bib and tucker, my boy. Miss Radford-Jones wants to see you.”
“Who’s Miss Radford-Jones?” he asked.
“Alfie McAlister – born in Bunburry and you don’t know who Miss Radford-Jones is? Shame on you.”
He might have been born in Bunburry, but he was a Londoner through and through. His mother had moved to London for work before he was old enough to know where he was.
“Miss Radford-Jones,” Marge told him, “is the lady of the manor.”
“I had no idea that Bunburry had a manor, let alone a lady to go with it,” said Alfie.
“Well, maybe not the lady of the manor as such, but she lives in a very big house, and she’s what you would call formidable.”
Since Marge herself could be what Alfie would call formidable, despite her tiny size, he was apprehensive about his appointment with Miss Radford-Jones.
He dressed with particular care, choosing a charcoal-grey suit he had never worn in the country. He matched it with a cream shirt and a dark-green tie bought in the Metropolitan Museum in New York. Adding black silk socks and perfectly buffed black leather shoes, he felt better prepared for the meeting.
He had just reached the end of the High Street when there was the sound of excited panting and something cold and wet was thrust into his hand.
“I’m so sorry, Alfie,” came a female voice.
Alfie turned to see Debbie, dressed in her pink crop top and black leggings, a pink sweatband round her platinum blonde hair, tugging at the pink lead attached to the black poodle snuffling round him.
“He thinks you might have a b-i-s-c-u-i-t,” she said, dropping her voice to a whisper as she spelled out the word. The poodle sat down in front of Alfie, its mouth open expectantly.
“And I think Perro knows how to spell,” said Alfie. “You’re very clever, aren’t you, boy?”
The poodle’s feathery tail thumped against the pavement.
“Yes, poodles are very clever,” said Debbie. “Much more clever than Border collies.” She fished a dog biscuit out of the pink bag fastened round her waist and handed it to Alfie. “Here. Throw it in the air. He’s very good at jumping.”
Alfie did as instructed and the poodle leaped up, catching the biscuit deftly in its mouth and crunching it down in seconds.
“Is this you skiving off?” Another voice, this time Dorothy the postwoman, who was crossing the road to join them. The remark seemed to be aimed at Debbie.
“Certainly not,” Debbie said. “Poppy’s in the salon and my next lady isn’t due for an hour, so I thought I’d go for a run in the park.”
Dorothy shuddered. “I’m surprised you can bear to go in there, considering.”
Over six months ago, Debbie had found the body of Mario Bellini, the handsome gelateria owner, in the Victoria Park, and Alfie suspected she rather enjoyed the celebrity status it had brought her.
“It’s because of poor Mario that I go there,” said Debbie earnestly. “I hold him in my thoughts. I think about how I found him – it was Perro who found him, actually – poodles are amazingly intelligent-”
“Anyway, what are you up to, Alfie?” interrupted Dorothy, reluctant to hear about the intelligence of poodles yet again. “I’ve never seen you in a suit before.”
“Doesn’t he look smart?” said Debbie. “Oh, please don’t take that the wrong way, Alfie – you always look smart, you’ve got a wonderful dress sense. But I’ve never seen you in a suit either. Oh dear, are you going to a funeral?”
“Don’t be daft,” said Dorothy. “How could he be going to a funeral with that tie?” She peered at it. “What’s that on it? Morris dancers?”
The treasures of the Metropolitan Museum would be wasted on Dorothy, Alfie decided with a wry smile. He could imagine her reaction to the gilded statue of Diana: “That looks like Maisie Wilson in the buff.” He wondered anxiously what Miss Radford-Jones would make of his tie, and of him.
“It’s a design taken from an ancient Egyptian coffin,” he told Dorothy.
“Which would be very suitable for a funeral,” said Debbie with a hint of asperity.
“Thankfully, I’m not going to a funeral,” Alfie said. “I’m going to see Miss Radford-Jones.”
The two women exchanged glances.
“You’d have more fun at a funeral,” said Dorothy. “I’ll let you get on. You don’t want to be late.”
“Just pop into the salon if you want a therapeutic massage afterwards. I’ve got some lovely calming oils,” said Debbie.
Alfie went on his way with even more trepidation than before. He reached the outskirts of the village and turned right, as instructed by Marge.
There was the house, set in its own grounds: a vast rambling mansion in Victorian Gothic style. Part of it looked like a medieval castle, with turrets and crenellations; part of it resembled an ancient chapel, with a steep grey-slated roof; and part of it looked like an elegant stone mansion, with bay windows giving a view over the lawn.
Alfie had often passed by, but until this moment, hadn’t realised this was a private residence. He had assumed it was a country house hotel, so expensively discreet that there was no need to advertise a name at the roadside. He should have realised it was no such thing, since any visitors to Bunburry stayed at The Drunken Horse.
He walked down the gravel path and up stone steps to a porch, which was fully one-storey high, flanked by carved stone columns. The Gothic theme extended to the massive front door whose unpainted wood was studded with iron. Before he could reach for the antique door knocker, shaped like a lion’s head, the door swung open.
There stood a woman for whom formidable was the only possible description. Marge had told Alfie that Miss Radford-Jones was in her eighties. She had a walking stick, true, but the set of her jaw suggested it could just as easily be used as a weapon than as a mobility aid. Her steel-grey hair was drawn back in an elegant chignon, and she wore a stylish navy-blue trouser suit with a coral scarf at her neck.
Alfie expected her to talk like Dame Evadne Foster, grande dame of the British theatre, whom he had once met at a house party.
But when she spoke, her accent was local.
“Mr McAlister, I presume?”
Alfie resisted the temptation to say: “No, Dr Livingstone, actually.”
“I’m Irene Radford-Jones,” she went on, and it took Alfie a moment to work out what she had said. Eye-reen-ee, three syllables, a name he had only ever heard as Eye-reen. Her pronunciation was as Victorian as her house.
“A pleasure to meet you,” he said, respectfully shaking the hand that wasn’t gripping the walking stick. It felt frail and delicate, and he was careful not to squeeze too hard. “But please, call me Alfie.”
She gave him a cold stare. “I scarcely think that would be appropriate,” she said, turning on her heel.
Chastened, he followed her into the house, across a mosaic tiled floor and into a large room containing an enormous polished wooden table surrounded by high-backed carved wooden chairs that looked as though Anne Boleyn might have sat in them.
Miss Radford-Jones took her place at the table, her back ramrod straight, and indicated for Alfie to sit opposite. Visiting someone’s home in Bunburry normally involved tea and home baking or, in Liz and Marge’s case, gin and Liz’s famous fudge. No refreshments were on offer here. It was like a job interview.
“You’re Augusta Lytton’s nephew,” said Miss Radford-Jones. It was a statement, not a question, but Alfie nodded his agreement anyway.
He had virtually no memory of Aunt Augusta, whom he had last seen when he was a small boy. But when he arrived in Bunburry he found that everyone in the village remembered her with huge affection. Except none of them used her given name: they all knew her as Gussie.
“What brings you to Bunburry?” Miss Radford-Jones asked.
“Aunt Augusta left me her home, Windermere Cottage.”
She pursed her lips. “That doesn’t answer my question. You wouldn’t have had a problem selling it for a tidy sum. Why come here to live?”
Alfie was about to make some bland reply when he found himself deciding to tell her the truth.
“Someone very close to me died suddenly. It was difficult living in London without her.” That was as much as he was prepared to say about Vivian. “Windermere Cottage offered an escape. I thought it was just a stop-gap, but I’m planning to stay for the foreseeable future.”
Miss Radford-Jones’s expression gave nothing away.
“Margaret Redwood tells me you’re a businessman,” she said.
Nobody in Bunburry called Marge Margaret, apart from Liz when she was trying to make a serious point to her friend.
“I was,” he said. “I’m not engaged on any particular project at the moment.” There was no need to tell her that he had sold his start-up for such a lucrative sum that he didn’t need to work again.
“So I understand,” she said drily. “But I hope you haven’t lost all your business acumen. The Financial Times always seemed very impressed by your exploits.”
Alfie looked at her with renewed interest. The Financial Times was definitely not Bunburry’s newspaper of choice. He doubted Marge and Liz knew anything about the coverage his start-up had had in the financial press. Miss Radford-Jones had been doing her homework.
“Margaret also tells me you’ve suggested setting up a community library. I wish to hear your plans.”
So this was why he had been summoned. Miss Radford-Jones had got wind of what he wanted to do, and she had some objection, probably a “not in my back yard” one. Well, she would find that he did his homework as well.
“Certainly. I discovered Bunburry lost its public library over ten years ago, and the building was sold off. I think I’ve found suitable premises for rent which could house a community library, and I’m sure I could find enough volunteers, including myself, to run it.”
“And how, pray, is a community library going to pay the rent?” Miss Radford-Jones said scornfully.
Yet again, Alfie felt compelled to tell the truth. “Bunburry’s good at fund-raising events but I admit, that’s not going to be a permanent solution. I’m planning to set up a trust, with my own funds, to make sure it keeps going.”
He shot her a reassuring smile. “If you’ve read about my start-up, you’ll know that won’t be a problem.”
She snorted. “And what premises do you consider suitable?”
“There’s a haberdashery shop whose owner’s just retired-”
“Preposterous!” Her voice cut across him. “That grubby little shop down that godforsaken alley? Really, Mr McAlister, have you lost any business sense you ever had?”
Alfie agreed that the shop might be small and a bit out of the way, but it could be spruced up.
“Premises in Bunburry are hard to come by,” he said evenly. “That’s the only place available.”
“Nonsense!” she snapped. “What’s wrong with here?”
“Here?” he repeated in astonishment.
A look of irritation passed across her face.
“Young man, you don’t have a monopoly on setting up a trust. I’ve been considering doing exactly the same thing. There’s only myself in this enormous house, and I think some of the rooms should be made available to the local community. When Margaret mentioned your suggestion of a library, I decided to have it here.”
Alfie was still trying to process this unexpected turn. “Are you sure?” he asked hesitantly. “This is your home, after all. It would mean people coming in.”
She fixed him with a steely glare. “I understand the concept of a library. They will use the side entrance, of course, not the front door. Or are you suggesting I don’t know my own mind? I assure you, I have considered the matter thoroughly. I do not indulge in whims. Now, may I count on your support?”
“Yes. Of course.”
“Good. You will be a trustee. This calls for a celebration. Would you care for a sherry?”
Alfie, even more taken aback, murmured that a sherry would be lovely. He expected a thick, dark, sweet sherry, as drunk by elderly spinsters across the land, but Miss Radford-Jones served him a perfectly chilled dry Manzanilla, accompanied by tiny macaroon biscuits.
And thus the Bunburry Community Library was born.
Alfie McAlister was the only passenger to get on at Bunburry Station, and found the train was already packed.
He spotted one free seat at the end of the carriage, but when he got there, saw it was already occupied by a large shopping bag.
He cleared his throat. “Excuse me…” he said to the woman in the window seat.
She was heavily made-up, with peroxide blonde hair, and a tight, low-cut checked blouse that made her look like an unsuccessful contestant in a Dolly Parton lookalike competition. She turned with a scowl that suddenly turned into a smile.
“Oh dear, is my bag in your way?” she said. “Here, let me take it.”
She leaned over to pick the bag up and hold it on her knee.