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Contents

Foreword

Introduction

Chapter One: What is a Hedge Fund?

Comparing Apples to Oranges

Regulation . . . or Lack Thereof

Size: The Achilles’ Heel

Manager Fee: The Infamous Two-and-Twenty

Investment Strategies: The Long and the Short of it

Liquidity: Swimming in Pools of Money

So, Do they Actually Hedge?

The Proof is in the Pudding

Chapter Two: The Parlor Cars of the Gravy Train

Inside the Olive Pit

The Secret is in the Sauce

And the Beat Moves On . . .

The Revenge of the Nerds

And Now for the Not-Quite-as-Successful

Emerging from the Ashes

Where Are We Now?

Chapter Three: Accessing the Inaccessible

It’s All in the Name

The Institutional Invasion

Take Out Your Measuring Stick

What It Boils Down To . . .

Chapter Four: Heads We Win; Tails you Lose

Keeping Up with the Joneses

The Ends Justify the Means

Even Cowboys Have the Blues

Chapter Five: The Alpha Game

The Alpha-Beta Song

Another Theory, Another Definition

Driving with One Foot on the Brake

Putting Theory into Practice

A Word of Caution

Sometimes Diversification Just Ain’t Enough

The Bottom Line

Chapter Six: Ironing Out Inefficiencies

A Kid in a Candy Store

Times, They Are a Changing

Living on the Edge

Putting Theory into Practice

The Efficiency of Inefficiency

The Fact of the Matter . . .

Chapter Seven: A Balancing Act

Long/Short Equity—Borrowing from Peter to Pay Paul

Relative Value—Two of a Kind . . . but Different

Event Driven—One Man’s Loss is Another Man’s Gain

Directional

Chapter Eight: If you Can’t Beat ’Em, Join ’Em

Stop Right There!

Manager Selection

The Screening Process

The Never-Ending Process

Filling in the Data

Portfolio Construction

Stay Alert . . . It’s Your Money

Chapter Nine: The Men Behind the Curtains

A Quick History Lesson

More than Just a Middleman

The Specifics

Your Dream Team

The Pluses . . .

. . . and the Minuses

Chapter Ten: From Wall Street to Park Avenue

Wall Street’s Mass Migration

Only the Strongest Survive

Inside the Mind of a Super Capitalist

A Quick Pop Quiz

Scoring a Job at a Hedge Fund

A Final Few Words: 15 Things I Would Do If I Were you

Conclusion

Appendix

Acknowledgments

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To my great kids, Alexander, Amelia, and Anthony.

I am so grateful that we are a part of each other’s journey, and I love the three of you with all of my heart.

Foreword

In 1972 Woody Allen filmed the funny movie Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Sex But Were Afraid to Ask. It has taken 40 years, but now finally Anthony Scaramucci has written the perfect and comprehensive manual on Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Hedge Funds But Were Afraid to Ask.

Using the layman’s language and a wit that at times parallels that of Woody Allen’s comic genius as Anthony is a man who is as funny as he is smart. He provides the perfect primer on the esoteric world of hedge funds and their investment strategies. And being an insider who knows about hedge funds as much as anyone can—by running a leading fund of hedge funds—Anthony can reveal in simple but clear and still profound terms the explanation of exotic terms such as alpha, absolute returns, shorting, hedging, leverage, and two-and-twenty. It is a true insider’s guide to hedge funds.

In the process he discusses many important open and controversial issues. Is there true alpha? My answer is a partial yes, as there are a number of hedge fund managers who can provide superior uncorrelated absolute returns even if many others are just mimicking beta or do not have superior investment skills. So it does take a lot of work to pick the right managers, and that is the challenging role that funds of hedge fund can and should play.

Why has the industry become so big? Because in a world of low returns on traditional investments as zero policy rates are now the norm, there is a huge demand for higher absolute returns. And, until 2008, those returns were higher than those on traditional passive or even active long-only strategies. Given the massive losses that the industry faced in 2008 and 2009, an open question is whether those higher returns were based on superior skills or rather leveraged beta. The jury is still out, but there are certainly some managers who are consistently providing alpha (if at a steep set of fees).

Why are hedge funds interesting to institutional investors? Because in a world where returns on traditional investments are low and pension funds have large unfunded liabilities, the search for the holy grail of alpha can diversify risk and provide superior returns. However, we also know that when risk is off rather than on—when tail risk implies high risk aversion—all risky assets become perfectly correlated and there is nowhere to hide, even among hedge funds. So, again, finding better managers becomes key.

Finally, what is the future of the hedge fund industry? Most likely a shake-up: thousands of smaller and under-performing funds have disappeared in the past few years while the more successful players are consolidating and becoming bigger. But then the issue remains of whether successful funds can maintain alpha returns when they become so large that they can move markets or they run out of successful trading ideas.

There are thus still many questions on the present and the future of the hedge fund industry. But no one else is as good as Anthony in providing a clear and yet rigorous introduction to this industry still wrapped in a veil of mystery and misconceptions.

Nouriel Roubini

Professor of Economics at the Stern School of Business, New York University, and Chairman of Roubini Global Economics

Introduction

Anatomy of a Hedge Fund

The Password Is . . .

Hedge funds are the ultimate in today’s stock market—the logical extension of the current gun-slinging, go-go cult of success.

—Peter Landau, “Hedge Funds: Wall Street’s New Way to Make Money” (New York Magazine, 1968)

FOR MUCH OF THEIR history, hedge funds have been viewed as exclusive, intentionally vague, high-risk investments that were only accessible to the überelite. Often referred to as “Wall Street’s last bastions of secrecy, mystery, exclusivity, and privilege,” they have generally been resented, misunderstood, and vilified for causing market turbulence and creating legions of wealthy people who seemingly have “more money than God.” And yet, most do exactly what they say: They provide superior returns with less volatility. As such, investors continue to pour money into these alternative investments, with assets increasing from $38.9 billion in 1990 to $1.77 trillion in 2007 to $2.04 trillion in the third quarter of 2011.1 With posted gains of 19.98 percent and 10.4 percent in 2009 and 2010, respectively, an increasing number of individuals and institutions are eager to gain insight and access into this secret society. However, many mysterious hedge fund managers often shy away from unveiling their profitable secrets.

Isn’t it time that someone unravel the secret world of hedge funds? Isn’t it time to provide intellectually curious people with a comprehensive overview of the industry without clouding it with jargon, negativity, and dry numbers? Isn’t it time to help eager and cautious investors reap impressive gains while reducing overall market risk? Isn’t it time to explain to the masses how hedge funds impact their pocketbooks even if they don’t directly invest in this alternative investment vehicle?

Enter The Little Book of Hedge Funds. I’m your host. Anthony Scaramucci. Well, not actually your host—more like your trusted resident advisor. In 2005, I cofounded SkyBridge Capital Management, an alternative asset management firm that is now running approximately $5.7 billion in total assets under management by investing in over 35 different hedge fund managers. As an alternative asset manager and founder of the SkyBridge Alternatives (SALT) Conference, which is one the premiere conferences in the industry, I have been privy to cloaked conversations among some of the world’s most successful hedge fund managers. I have listened carefully to their views on the industry, observed how they have ironed out market inefficiencies through their dynamic use of alternative investment strategies, and studied the ancillary literature written on the subject. And, as a managing partner of SkyBridge Capital, I witnessed my experienced staff thoroughly and thematically evaluate the quantitative and qualitative factors that go into allocating capital and selecting a hedge fund manager across all industry segments. And now, in this Little Book of Hedge Funds, I will pass this amassed knowledge onto you.

Consider this Little Book to be your personal guide to the hedge fund industry. We’re going to provide you with a comprehensive overview of this secretive world, while exploring its impact on the overall market and global economy. We’re going to explain the history and evolution of hedge funds and how they operate. Along the way, we’re going to hear valuable insight from hedge fund luminaries and investing titans who have transformed the financial industry. And, we’re going to do it all by using plain English—no jargon here.

After reading this Little Book, you will no longer have to shy away from conversations about accredited investors who allocate capital to hedge fund managers who take two-and-twenty by exploiting market inefficiencies through investment strategies (short, hedge, leverage—oh my!) that minimize risk while generating absolute returns . . . all in the quest for alpha. (Don’t worry, you’ll learn what all of this means in this book—just keep reading.)

Seeing the Forest from the Trees

Before we can delve into the money-making secrets of hedge funds, we must first define the term. And yet, in keeping with the mysterious nature of hedge funds, there doesn’t seem to be a universally accepted definition. Perhaps the reason why many experts differ on the exact definition stems back to the origins. Although we will have a detailed history lesson in Chapter 2, hedge funds earned their name because they literally hedged. Once upon a time in a faraway land, a journalist named Alfred Winslow (better known as A.W.) Jones began managing his portfolio by selecting securities to be both long and short through leverage, thus, providing a hedge.

Although some managers still hedge, many hedge funds do not. So, what do they do? What do they all have in common?

As there is no magic formula for defining the term, but since this is the hedge fund industry, I want you to imagine that you are back in biology or anatomy class, peering over a pig—the capitalist kind. That’s right. It’s time to travel back to high school. Picture it. Freshman year. Biology lab. Pig dissection day.

You are sitting on some uncomfortable wooden stool, trying to look all macho and act all cool in front of your hot lab partner, who is deathly afraid of dissecting the small, fetal pig that lies before you. You strap on your boxy goggles, pick up the scalpel, and open up the pig (of course all the while smiling at your attractive lab partner). As you make careful incision after incision, you begin to extrapolate vital components of the pig’s anatomy. With every piece you discover, you are learning the sum of the pig’s parts, which will ultimately provide you with a better understanding of the overall makeup of the animal.

The same technique is needed to provide a definition of hedge funds. But instead of dissecting an animal, we are going to dissect the colloquial and controversial definitions presented over time by the experts.

Let’s start with a technical definition provided by Jack Gain, president of the Managed Fund Association:

A pragmatic definition would be a private investment pool with a limited number of high-net-worth individual and institutional investors on the one hand and, on the other, a manager with the utmost flexibility.

Hmm . . . that definition doesn’t say much, now does it? Besides, I’ve never been one for pragmatism. Let’s keep moving.

According to the Alternative Investment Management Association’s Roadmap to Hedge Funds:

A hedge fund constitutes an investment program whereby the managers or partners seek absolute returns by exploiting investment opportunities (taking risk) while protecting principle from financial loss. The first hedge fund was indeed a hedged fund.

Sounds like a good definition to me . . . but let’s take it further. Let’s push the scalpel around a bit more. In All About Hedge Funds, Robert A. Jaeger defines a hedge fund as:

An actively managed investment fund that seeks attractive absolute return. In pursuit of their absolute return objective, hedge funds use a wide variety of investment strategies and tools. Hedge funds are designed for a small number of large investors, and the manager of the fund receives a percentage of the profits earned by the fund.

Now we’re getting somewhere, but this extrapolation is still missing something—firsthand knowledge from a legend in the industry. As such, we need to move our scalpel over the supercapitalist’s heart so that we can see the following definition from legendary hedge fund manager Cliff Asness of AQR Capital. According to him, hedge funds are:

Investment pools that are relatively unconstrained in what they do. They are relatively unregulated (for now), charge very high fees, will not necessarily give you your money back when you want it, and will generally not tell you what they do. They are supposed to make money all the time, and when they fail at this, their investors redeem and go to someone else who has recently been making money. Every three or four years, they deliver a one-in-a-hundred-year flood.

Although I may be biased toward my talented friend Cliff—who if he weren’t running AQR might be writing comedy sketches for Jimmy Fallon or, better yet, could replace Seth Meyers on Saturday Night Live’s “Weekend Update”—his humorous definition is chock-full of vital information about hedge funds that completes the discovery process and enables us to fully learn the sum of a hedge fund’s parts.

Now, although we may never agree on a universal definition of hedge fund, you will notice that all four of these definitions have a few terms in common. So, let’s put down that scalpel and start examining the extrapolated components so that we can form our own definition.

Now let’s bring the pieces all together to form a definition—a hedge fund is an alternative investment vehicle that seeks to produce absolute returns by utilizing a wide range of traditional and untraditional investment strategies that exploit market opportunities while protecting principal, preserving capital, and maximizing returns. These private investment pools are actively run by managers who typically invest their own money in the fund and receive a 20 percent performance fee, which consequently serves to align their interests with investors in the fund.4 They are only available to accredited investors and are currently not all regulated by the SEC. (Boy! That was a mouthful!)

. . . what’s that you say? You want to keep dissecting further? You want an in-depth overview of all of those components just referenced so that you can impress your friends at your next dinner party with your vast wealth of knowledge as it relates to this mysterious industry? You want a piece of the hedge fund universe? We’ll get to all of that—and more—in the next 10 chapters.

Lifting the Veil

Have you ever tasted condensed milk? You get all of the creamy, rich, authentic, sugary taste of whole milk, without any of the fat, calories, or guilt. Consider The Little Book of Hedge Funds to be the same. It will be chock-full of synthesized information that will make you wiser and potentially more profitable, yet has none of the unnecessary, extraneous, high-brow content that will make you want to run for the hills. And, just as condensed milk is no substitute for the real thing, I’m not going to ask you to stop pouring whole milk in your cereal. I’m just going to expose you to an alternative. A hedge fund alternative.

Ready to take your first sip?

First, we’ll explore the inner realms of the hedge fund world by defining and dissecting its core features and comparing this alternative asset to its more popular twin sibling—mutual funds. This crash course will be like an Italian Sunday dinner. We will load you up with information and fatten you up with a comprehensive knowledge base.

Then, we will move to a more technical space where we will learn about the various ways in which hedge funds actually make money. At this juncture, you will receive Jedi training on more complex subjects such as alpha, beta, and volatility. You will learn the various ways in which hedge fund managers exploit market anomalies and iron out inefficiencies through a series of “exotic” hedge fund strategies.

After that, I’ll show you how you can invest in a hedge fund directly or through a more feasible alternative—a fund of hedge funds. My objective since starting SkyBridge Capital has been to open the window of access and transparency into the industry so that every dentist in America can have access to the world’s finest money managers and feel comfortable when making their investment decisions. (You don’t have to be a dentist, by the way . . . but you get the point.) In these middle chapters, I will show you how we do that in SkyBridge’s day-to-day operations.

Finally, I’ll suggest how you—or your son or daughter, nephew or niece, friend or foe—can get a job at a hedge fund so that you, too, can reap the benefits of a highly incentivized fee structure.

And, all along the way, you’ll meet legendary, powerful, and wealthy hedge fund moguls who will candidly describe the hedge fund industry and its impact on global markets in their own words. In addition to reading their commentary throughout each chapter, you will also get inside the minds of the hedge fund gurus. At the end of each chapter, you’ll read their responses to a series of four questions that allows them to talk about the industry in their own words.

So, are you ready to enter “Wall Street’s last bastions of secrecy, mystery, exclusivity and privilege?”

Access granted. No password required.

Notes

1. Everett M. Ehrlich, “The Changing Role of Hedge Funds in the Global Economy,” September 13, 2011, www.top1000funds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/The-changing-role-of-hedge-funds-in-the-global-economy.pdf.

2. Robert A. Jaeger, All About Hedge Funds (New York: McGraw-Hill, 2003), 3–4.

3. Scott Frush, Understanding Hedge Funds (New York: McGraw-Hill, 2006).

4. Mark J. P. Anson, The Handbook of Alternative Assets (Hoboken, NJ: John Wiley & Sons, 2006), 123.