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Contents

Cover

About the Book

About the Author

Also by Walter Moers

Chronology

Title Page

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Copyright

About the Book

Using twenty-one drawings from the work of Gustave Doré, the most successful illustrator of the 19th century, Walter Moers has created a wondrous and utterly delightful tale. In a world between legend and dream, in a time between childhood and adulthood, A Wild Ride Through the Night describes the exhilarating and comic adventures of 12-year-old Gustave, a boy who aspires one day to be a great artist. But before he can achieve this, Gustave must first tackle Mysterious Giants and a Siamese Twins Tornado; he also finds himself encountering the Greatest Monster of All, freeing a maiden from the claws of a dragon, riding through a forest full of ghosts, navigating a Galactic Gully and meeting a dream princess, a talking horse, scantily-clad Amazons and even his own self. Having made a wager with death for nothing less than his life and his soul, he must travel from the earth to the moon and back in a single night.

About the Author

Walter Moers was born in 1957 and is a writer, cartoonist, painter and sculptor. He has refused to be photographed ever since his comic strips The Little Asshole and Adolf were published, the latter leading him to be declared persona non grata by the political right in Germany. The 13½ Lives of Captain Bluebear was published to superb reviews and has sold 250,000 hardback copies in Germany. Walter Moers lives in Hamburg.

Also by Walter Moers

The 13½ Lives of Captain Bluebear

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List of Doré’s principal illustrated works (from Henri Leblanc)

1847

Les Travaux d’Hercule, Doré

1851

Ces Chinois de Parisiens, Album

Les Désagréments d’un voyage d’agrément, Doré

Musée comique, Album

Œuvres illustrées du bibliophile Jacob, Paul Lacroix

Trois artistes incompris et mécontents, Doré

Seul au monde, A. Brot

1852

Tableau de Paris, Edouard Texier

1853

Œuvres complètes, Lord Byron

1854

Le Médecin du cœur, A. Brot

Le Bourreau du roi, A. Brot

Les Différents publics de Paris, Album

Histoire pittoresque de la Sainte-Russie, Doré

La Ménagerie parisienne, Album

Gargantua et Pantagruel, Rabelais

1855

Contes drolatiques, Balzac

La Chasse au lion, Jules Gérard

Histoire populaire de la Guerre d’Orient, Abbé Mullois

Les Chercheurs d’or, J. Sherer

Voyage aux eaux des Pyrénées, Hippolyte Taine

1856

La France en Afrique, B. Gastineau

Contes d’une vieille fille, Mme de Girardin

L’Insurrection en Chine, Haussmann

La Légende du Juif Errant, Pierre Dupont

Le Chevalier Jaufre, Mary Lafon

L’Habitation au désert, Mayne-Reid

Mémoires d’un jeune cadet, V. Perceval

Refrains du dimanche, Plouvier et Vincent

Histoire de la cordonnerie, M. Sensfelder

1857

Géographie universelle, Malte-Brun

Fierabras, Mary Lafon

Nouveaux contes de fées, Mme de Ségur

Aline, V. Vernier

1858

Boldheart the Warrior, G. F. Pardon

The Adventures of St George, W. F. Peacock

1859

La Guerre d’Italie, Charles Adam

Batailles et combats de la Guerre d’Italie, various authors

Les Compagnons de Jéhu, Alexandre Dumas

Les Folies gauloises, Album

Essais, Montaigne

1860

Romans historiques, various authors

Le Nouveau Paris, La Bédollière

Histoire des environs de Paris, La Bédollière

Théâtre des opérations militaires en Syrie, Malte-Brun

Voyage aux Pyrénées, Hippolyte Taine—new edition

1861

Le Roi des montagnes, Edmond About

Histoire de Jésus-Christ, Abbé Bourasse

Inferno, Dante

Chansons d’autrefois, Charles Malo

Les Coulisses du monde, Ponson de Terrail

Le Chemin des écoliers, X. B. Saintine

1862

Les Aventures du Baron de Münchhausen, Théophile Gautier

Histoire de France, Victor Duruy

L’Espagne, Abbé Godord

Histoire populaire de France, various authors

Histoire de la Guerre de Mexique, La Bédollière

Contes et légendes, de Laujon

Histoire de la Capitaine Castagnette, L’Épine

Contes, Perrault

La Mythologie du Rhin, X. B. Saintine

1863

Don Quixote, Cervantes

Atala, Chateaubriand

Paris illustré, Adolphe Joanne

Bade et la Forêt-Noire, Adolphe Joanne

La Légende de Croque-Mitaine, L’Épine

Sous la tente, Charles Yriarte

1864

Histoires d’une minute, Adrien Marx

Histoires des chevaliers, Elizé de Montagnac

1865

Balle-Franche, Gustave Aiward

Crécy et Poitiers, J. G. Edgar

The Fairy Realm, Tom Hood

De Paris en Afrique, B. Gastineau

Les Mille et une nuits, Galland

L’Epicuréen, Thomas Moore

La Flêche d’or, M. V. Victor

1866

Le Capitaine Fracasse, Théophile Gautier

Paradise Lost, John Milton

La Sainte Bible selon la Vulgate

1867

The Pyrenees, H. Blackburn

Toilers of the Sea, Victor Hugo

La France et la Prusse, La Bédollière

Fables, La Fontaine

Coila’s Whispers, Knight of Morar

Le Page Fleur-de-Mai, Ponson de Terrail

Elaine, Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Vivien, Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Guinevere, Alfred, Lord Tennyson

L’Eau, Gaston Tissandier

1868

Purgatory and Paradise, Dante

Les Ardennes, Elizé de Montagnac

Enid, Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Idylls of the King, Alfred, Lord Tennyson

1869

Les Couteaux d’or, Paul Feval

Sonnets et eaux-fortes, various authors

1870

The Doré Gallery, Edmond Ollier

The Works of Thomas Hood, Hood

Le Chevalier Beau-Temps, L’Épine

Les Coulisses artistiques, P. Véron

1871

The Cockaynes in Paris, Blanchard Jerrold

1872

Histoire de la guerre de 1870–1871, La Bédollière

Les Races humaines, Louis Figuier

London: A Pilgrimage, Blanchard Jerrold

Histoire des Papes, M. Lachâtre

Hespérus, Catulle Mendès

1873

Récits de l’inWni, Camille Flammarion

L’Emigrant alsacien, Jacques Normand

Gargantua et Pantagruel, Rabelais—new edition

1874

L’Espagne, Charles Davillier

Histoire des Français, Théophile Lavallée

1875

The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Samuel Coleridge

River Legends, Knatchbull

1876

Londres, L. Enault

Le Chevalier noir, Mary Lafon

L’Art en Alsace Lorraine, René Menard

1877

Histoire de paysans, Eugène Bonnemère

Nos petits rois, H. Jousselin

Histoire des croisades, J. Michaud

Montreux guide, Rambert

1878

L’Espagne, Edmondo de Amicis

Voyage autour du monde, Comte de Beauvoir

Voyage aux pays annexés, Victor Duruy

1879

Le Coureur de bois, Gabriel Ferry

Voyage au pays des peintres, Marie Proth

Catalogue de la société des aquarellistes français

1880

Chacun son idée, Jules Girardin

Chansons choisis, Gustave Nadaud

Le Jour de l’an et les étrennes, Eugène Muller

Les Drames du désert, Noir

1881

En revenant de Pontoise, H. le Charpentier

L’Amérique septentrionale, Hippolyte Vattemare

1882

La Chanson des nouveaux époux, Mme Adam

Life of George Cruikshank, Blanchard Jerrold

1883

The Raven, Edgar Allan Poe

Catalogue de la société des aquarellistes français

1907

Versailles et Paris en 1871, Doré

GUSTAVE DORÉ

GUSTAVE DORÉ, French painter and illustrator, b. Strasbourg, 6 Jan. 1832, d. Paris, 23 Jan. 1883, displayed an outstanding talent for drawing as a boy and lithographed sketches for a history of manners in his tenth year. He moved to Paris at the age of thirteen and was employed as a caricaturist by the Journal pour rire two years later. In 1854 he published his earliest illustrated work, Rabelais’ Gargantua and Pantagruel. This was only the first of the numerous series that made him one of the most popular, prolific and successful book illustrators of the mid nineteenth century. His inexhaustibly fertile imagination and exceptional facility led ultimately to the grotesque lack of moderation that marred his last major work, the drawings for Ariosto’s Orlando Furioso.

Chronology

1832

Gustave Doré born on 6 January at 5 rue de la Nuée-Bleue, to Pierre-Louis-Chistophe Doré and his wife Alexandrine Marie-Anne, née Pluchart.

1837

Doré’s talent first attracts attention when, at the age of five, he draws caricatures of his relations and teachers in his exercise books.

1839

He starts to learn several musical instruments, becoming a virtuoso on the violin.

1841

The family moves for professional reasons to Bourg-en-Bresse in the Jura. Doré attends the local collège. His first attempt to illustrate Dante’s Divine Comedy.

1847

First published work: Les Travaux d’Hercule, Aubert, Paris.

1848

First visit to Paris with his parents. Doré makes contact with Charles Philipon, a magazine publisher, who puts him under contract as an illustrator. Death of his father.

1849

Doré’s mother moves to Paris.

1851

Publication of his early work, Les Désagréments d’un voyage d’agrément. He joins the staff of the magazine L’Illustration.

1853

Doré illustrates Lord Byron’s Œuvres complètes.

1854

He publishes his first major illustrated work, Gargantua et Pantagruel by Rabelais, which causes a great stir. The same year sees the publication of Histoire pittoresque de la Sainte-Russie, a satirical and stylistically audacious illustrated history of the Crimean War which may safely be classified as one of the most imaginative forerunners of the comic strip. Doré gains his first successes as a painter.

1855

World Exhibition, Paris.

Doré illustrates Balzac’s Contes drolatiques. Together with his Rabelais cycle, this lays the foundations of his international renown as a book illustrator. John Ruskin condemns Balzac’s text as shamelessly blasphemous and Doré’s illustrations as monstrous and disgusting.

1857

Doré illustrates the Comtesse de Ségur’s fairy tales. In the ensuing years he devotes himself to a wide variety of projects, some of a non-literary nature.

1861

Dante’s Inferno marks the beginning of Doré’s grand design: a world library of illustrated works. His artistic output becomes steadily more industrialised, and he tackles more and more assignments simultaneously.

1862

Doré illustrates Charles Perrault’s fairy stories and Gottfried August Bürger’s Münchhausen. Preliminary sketches for Don Quixote.

1863

Don Quixote, his most successful work to date, appears. Only his Bible exceeds it in number of editions printed.

1864

Napoleon III invites Doré to spend ten days at his court.

1866

Don Quixote becomes an international bestseller and Doré the highest-paid artist of his day. The Bible and Milton’s Paradise Lost appear with Doré’s illustrations. His paintings are less successful. The merciless verdict of one contemporary critic: ‘Wallpaper is worth more.’

1867

Doré illustrates La Fontaine’s Fables and Tennyson’s Idylls of the King.

1868

Disappointed by the failure of his paintings in France, Doré temporarily emigrates to London, where he triumphs as a painter and illustrator. Opening of the Doré Gallery at 35 New Bond Street. He illustrates Dante’s Purgatory and Paradise and undertakes numerous excursions through the more disreputable districts of London, sometimes with a police escort, for the purpose of making drawings for a London volume based on texts by Blanchard Jerrold.

1870

Fall of the French Empire; Napoleon III captured at Sedan.

1872

Doré has begun to sculpt as well. The London volume appears, together with several historical works.

1875

He is received in audience by Queen Victoria. Illustrates The Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Coleridge.

1877

Joseph Michaud’s Histoire des croisades published with illustrations by Doré.

1878

Preliminary illustrations for A Thousand and One Nights.

1879

Publication of Ariosto’s Orlando Furioso, Doré’s last major cycle. He is appointed an officer of the Légion d’honneur.

1880

Death of Jacques Offenbach, one of Doré’s closest friends.

1881

Doré’s mother dies.

1883

Gustave Doré dies of a heart attack in Paris on 23 January. The same year sees the publication of Edgar Allan Poe’s The Raven, his last illustrated work.

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IT WAS DARK when Gustave put to sea. He preferred to travel by night. In any case, visibility seemed unimportant to someone who had no idea where his voyage would take him. The sky was enshrouded in clouds as black as ink. Now and then a star or the moon’s pock-marked face would peep forth, shedding just enough light for him to see the ship’s wheel in his hands. Gustave had read somewhere that it was possible to get your bearings at sea by observing the position of the stars. He wanted to master that art some day, but at present he had to rely on his instincts.

‘Hard-a-port!’ he shouted, and spun the wheel to the left. Was ‘port’ on the left or the right? Did a ship turn right when you turned the wheel to the left, or was it the other way round? Temporarily brushing these questions aside, Gustave spun the wooden wheel vigorously so as to give his crew an impression of grim determination.

‘We’ll never outrun it, Cap’n!’ Dante, his trusty, one-eyed boatswain, had come up behind him. The experienced seaman’s voice was trembling with fear. ‘ We can’t possibly outrun it, can we?’

Although Gustave was only twelve, the crew of the Aventure looked up to him as if he were a giant—even though they had to bend down to do so. Kneading his cap in his calloused hands, Dante regarded his young skipper with a look of hope in his lone eye. Gustave turned to face the wind and sniffed it. The air was as warm and moist as it tends to be before a violent storm.

‘Outrun it?’ he called over his shoulder. ‘Outrun what, my faithful Dante?’

‘The storm, Cap’n! Or rather, the storms.’

‘The storm?’ said Gustave. ‘What kind of storm do you mean?’

‘I mean a Siamese Twins Tornado, Cap’n. It’s hot on our heels, too!’ Dante levelled a trembling forefinger at something beyond the ship’s stern, and Gustave followed the direction of his gaze. What he saw there was terrifying indeed: two enormous waterspouts had arisen from the sea. Their whirling shafts towered as high as the dark clouds overhead, sucking the water and all its contents into the sky. Roaring like maddened giants, they sped towards the Aventure at a rate of knots.

‘Oh, so it’s a Siamese Twins Tornado,’ Gustave said in a deliberately casual tone. ‘An unpleasant phenomenon, but absolutely no reason for anyone to lose control of his knee joints.’ He cast a reproachful glance at Dante’s trembling legs.

‘Take in sail!’ he ordered briskly. ‘Steer three—no, four degrees to starboard!’ The boatswain pulled himself together and saluted, shamed by his imperturbable young skipper’s death-defying composure. ‘Aye-aye, Cap’n!’ he cried. He clicked his heels and strode off, stiff-legged.

Gustave’s own knees did not start knocking until Dante had stalked off. His hands gripped the ship’s wheel tightly. A Siamese Twins Tornado, eh? Great! The most dangerous natural phenomenon anyone could encounter anywhere on the seven seas! A pair of tornadoes, two meteorological twins who seemed to communicate by telepathic means and hunted ships as a team. If one failed to sink you, the other finished the job.

Gustave looked back at the roaring waterspouts. They seemed to have doubled in size in no time. He could see huge octopuses, whales and sharks being plucked from the sea and hurled through the air. Shafts of lightning darted back and forth between the gigantic, whirling tornadoes, creating a dazzling white network that lit up the Aventure like a ghost ship.

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‘Ah, so that’s how they communicate!’ Gustave told himself. ‘By electricity! I must convey this information to the International Tornado Research Centre without delay—if I survive.’

He looked straight ahead again. ‘It doesn’t matter a row of beans which way I steer,’ he reflected. ‘If we go left, the left-hand tornado will get us. If we go right, the right-hand one will.’

This disheartening thought had only just occurred to him when the Aventure was borne upwards by a huge wave. For a moment the ship hung almost motionless in the air, poised on its foaming crest. The ocean seemed to pause in its eternal undulations, almost as if it had become the tornadoes’ accomplice and were serving up the fleeing ship on a tray of white froth.

‘We’ve come to a standstill,’ Gustave thought desperately. ‘We’re done for!’

At that moment the left-hand tornado seized the Aventure, enveloping her in darkness. A fearsome gurgle from the bowels of the ocean drowned every other sound including the sailors’ cries of terror. Gustave strapped himself to the ship’s wheel with his belt and shut his eyes.

He was prepared to die—prepared to plunge with his ship to the bed of the ocean if the sea-gods so ordained; as her captain, it was his duty to do so. In his mind’s eye he could already see his skeleton nibbled clean by fish, still lashed to the wheel of a wreck lying on the seabed with stingrays swimming through its splintered remains.

Then silence fell: not a sound, not a whisper, no motion at all. Gustave felt as if he were floating, weightless, in space. Only the wheel in his hands reminded him that he had been in the thick of a raging storm just a split second earlier.

‘I’m dead,’ he thought. ‘So that’s what it’s like: you don’t hear a thing any more.’ He risked opening his eyes and looked up. Overhead was a kind of enormous funnel, and through it he could see straight into the cosmos, a black disk filled with scintillating stars. Around him was a vortex of sea water, splintered wood and whirling air, all of it being propelled outwards by centrifugal force: Gustave was in the eye of the storm, the zone of absolute stillness in the heart of the tornado.

He watched in horror as the grey tube sucked his men into the sky, but he could only see their gaping mouths and staring eyes, not hear their heart-rending cries.

The Aventure was lifted into the air once more. Gustave thought she would soar straight into outer space, but the tornado suddenly detached itself from the surface of the ocean and rose into the air. It released its hold on the ship and whirled skywards, growing thinner and thinner. Closely followed by its twin, it plunged into the dark mass of clouds like an immense serpent composed of sea water, air, sailors, and ship’s wreckage. The two storms emitted a last, triumphant bellow from inside the clouds. Then they were gone.

But the Aventure herself fell back into the sea. The impact snapped her rigging and made the nails pop out of her planks like bullets. White foam blossomed around her hull as she landed. Timber splintered, sailcloth ripped, anchor chains rattled. Then came silence, absolute silence: the waves had subsided. The ship rocked gently to and fro, sending a few barrels rumbling across the deck, but that was all. The tempest was over as suddenly as it had begun.

Gustave unbuckled himself from the ship’s wheel. Still thoroughly bemused, he tottered off on a tour of inspection. The Aventure was nothing more than a wreck, her sails in shreds, her hull riddled with holes, her deck bristling with sprung planks like the body of a half-plucked chicken. She was slowly but steadily sinking.

‘This is the end,’ whispered Gustave.

‘Yes … “All that comes into being is worthy of perishing,”’ replied a voice from the ship’s stern. Gustave turned to look. Amid the snapped masts and crazy tangle of rigging he saw a horrific figure perched on the taffrail. It was a skeleton, a man devoid of skin and flesh attired in a voluminous black cloak. His bony hands were holding a casket, his empty eye sockets facing in Gustave’s direction.

At his feet knelt a young woman who must once upon a time have been very beautiful. Now, however, her fine features were distorted into a mask of insanity as wild and disordered as her flowing fair hair. She was in the act of rolling two dice across the deck.

‘Goethe!’ said the skeleton.

‘You mean … you’re Goethe?’ Gustave asked, puzzled.

‘No, the quotation was from Goethe. I’m Death, and this is Dementia, my poor, mad sister. Say hello, Dementia!’

‘I’m not mad!’ the young woman retorted in an unpleasantly harsh and strident voice, without interrupting her game of dice.

‘And what is your name?’ asked Death.

‘Gustave,’ the boy replied stoutly. ‘Gustave Doré.’

‘Good,’ said Death. ‘I’m in the right place, then. I’ve come to fetch your soul.’ He indicated the casket in his hand, which, Gustave now saw, was shaped like a miniature coffin. ‘Do you know what this is?’

Gustave shook his head.

‘It’s a soul-coffin,’ Death announced with a touch of pride in his sinister voice. ‘Yes indeed! My own invention. I’m not interested in your body. That will either feed the sharks or be dispersed in the ocean by a process of decay as natural as anything ever is on this pitiless planet of ours. I want your soul, just your soul, so that I can burn it.’

‘No, he belongs to me!’ screeched Dementia, pointing to the dice. Having just thrown a double six for the second time, she scooped them up and threw them again.

‘Hm,’ Death said sullenly, ‘we’ll have to see about that.’ The dice came to a standstill: a five and a six.

‘Five sixes and one five,’ sighed Death. ‘That’s hard to beat.’

‘He’s mine!’ Dementia exclaimed in triumph, and uttered a hysterical laugh. Her glowing eyes flickered nervously as she gazed at Gustave.

‘It’s like this,’ Death explained. ‘I’ll get you anyway, sooner or later, but if you’re really unlucky, my esteemed sister will also get a slice of the cake. That means you’ll go mad before you die. In your case the process will probably take the following form: you’ll spend a few weeks drifting around on a raft until the merciless sun dehydrates your brain and you start seeing water sprites, or maybe your dead grandmother, who’ll address you in the voice of your violin teacher—or something of the kind. And then you’ll start to eat yourself alive.’

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Death shrugged his shoulders and threw the dice. ‘I’m sorry, those ideas aren’t mine. That’s simply how it is with, er … insanity.’

He tapped his skull meaningfully with a bony forefinger, but not before making sure that Dementia was concentrating on the dice as they rolled across the deck. A double six.

‘You see?’ said Death, ‘I’m doing my best for you.’ He threw again. Another double six.

‘You mean you’re playing for me?’ Gustave ventured at last.

‘What else? You don’t imagine we’d board a sinking hulk during a Siamese Twins Tornado