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About the Book

When French Children Don’t Throw Food was published it caused a storm, fuelling newspaper headlines and discussion in social media for months. A smart and witty account of Pamela Druckerman’s own experience of life as an expat mother of small children living in Paris, it struck a chord with many parents by asking how the French manage to raise such well-behaved children compared to ours.

Pamela Druckerman has now distilled her insights into this practical handbook, containing one hundred short and straightforward tips for making parenting that little bit easier and more pleasurable for the rest of us.

Contents

Cover

About the Book

Title Page

Dedication

Introduction

Pregnancy: A Croissant in the Oven

1. Pregnancy is not a research project

2. Calm is better for Bébé

3. French mothers eat sushi (sometimes)

4. The baby doesn’t need brioche

5. Eat for one (and a bit)

6. Don’t borrow your husband’s shirts

7. Don’t lose your mojo

8. Epidurals aren’t evil

9. Papa: don’t stand at the business end

Babyhood: Bébé Einstein

10. Give your baby a tour de la maison

11. Observe your baby

12. Tell your baby the truth

13. Be polite to your baby

14. French parents don’t over-stimulate

15. Nudge your baby on to a schedule

16. Baby formula isn’t poison

17. Vegetables are a French child’s first food

Sleep: Rock-a-bye Bébé

18. Understand the science of sleep

19. Babies are noisy sleepers

20. Practise ‘la Pause’

21. Set the mood for sleep

22. Try the talking cure

23. Sleeping well is better for the baby

24. Trust that your baby will ‘do his nights’

25. If you miss the window for the Pause, let your baby cry it out

Food: Bébé Gourmet

26. There are no ‘children’s’ foods

27. There’s just one snack a day

28. Don’t solve a crisis with a cookie

29. You are the keeper of the fridge

30. Make your child your sous-chef

31. Serve food in courses, vegetables first

32. Everyone eats the same thing

33. You just have to taste it

34. Keep broccoli in the mix

35. You choose the foods, she chooses how much

36. Variety, variety

37. French kids drink water

38. Looks matter

39. Talk about food

40. Keep the day’s nutritional balance in mind

41. Dinner shouldn’t involve hand-to-hand combat

42. Eat chocolate

43. Keep meals short and sweet

Learning: Sooner Isn’t Better

44. Don’t teach your toddler how to read

45. Let your child set the pace

46. Teach the four magic words

47. Let children ‘awaken’ and ‘discover’

48. Leave time for play

49. Let children socialize with people their own size

50. Back off (and quieten down) at the playground

51. Extra-curricular activities are for pleasure, not competitive advantage

52. It’s not just about results

Patience: Wait a Minute

53. Give your child lots of practice at waiting

54. Slow down your response times

55. Expect children to control themselves

56. Don’t let your child interrupt

57. It ’s mutual: don’t interrupt your child

58. Observe the French food rules

59. Let them eat cake

60. Treat coping with frustration as a crucial life skill

61. Cope calmly with tantrums

62. Teaching patience requires patience

The Cadre: Free to Be Vous and Moi

63. Give children meaningful chores

64. Build your child a cadre

65. Everybody needs a swear word

66. Your child can benefit from time away from you

67. Don’t be the referee

68. Keep the risks in perspective

69. Don’t raise a praise addict

70. Encourage children to speak well

71. Watch for the ‘déclic’

72. Allow your child to keep a ‘jardin secret’

73. Respect your child, and he’ll respect you

Motherhood: Cherchez la Femme

74. Guilt is a trap

75. Show your children that you have a life apart from them

76. Birthday parties are for children

77. Lose the baby weight

78. Don’t dress like a mum

79. Don’t become a ‘taxi mother’

80. You’re allowed to be happier than your least happy child

Your Relationship: Adult Time

81. Your baby doesn’t replace your partner

82. Your bedroom is your castle

83. Beware of ‘le baby-clash’

84. Pretend to agree

85. Don’t aim for absolute equality

86. Fathers are a separate species

87. Praise mum for her mastery of the mundane

88. Maintain some mystery in your marriage

89. Evenings should be adult time

90. No teepees in the living room

Authority: Just Say ‘Non’

91. Say ‘no’ with conviction

92. Say ‘yes’ as often as you can

93. Explain the reason behind the rule

94. Sometimes your child will hate you

95. De-dramatize

96. You’re not disciplining, you’re educating

97. Make ‘the big eyes’

98. Give children time to comply

99. Punish rarely, but make it count

100. Sometimes there’s nothing you can do

Favourite Recipes from the Parisian Crèche

Appetizers and Side Dishes

Carottes râpées à l’orange

Velouté d’artichaut à la crème

Brocoli braisé

Main Courses

Saumon à la créole

Flan de courgettes

Tomato coulis

Potage complet lentilles

Desserts

Purée de poire et banane

Pomme au four à la cannelle

Gâteau au chocolat

Sample Weekly Lunch Menu from the Parisian Crèche

Bibliography

Acknowledgements

About the Author

Also by Pamela Druckerman

Copyright

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For Simon

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Introduction

 

When I wrote a book about what I’d learned raising three kids in France, I wasn’t sure that anyone besides my mother would read it. Actually, I wasn’t even convinced that she would make it all the way through (she tends to prefer fiction).

But, to my surprise, many non-relatives read the book too. For a while there were lots of angry articles about it. Who was I to insult British and American parenting – if there really is such a thing? Surely there must be lots of little French brats? Had I only researched rich Parisians? Was I extolling socialism – or, worse, bottle-feeding?

I’m the sort of person who hears any criticism of herself and immediately thinks: that’s so true! I fell into a funk. But then I started getting emails from ordinary parents like me. (I’ve posted many of these on my website.) I quickly cheered up. They didn’t think I’d falsely accused Anglophones of having a parenting problem. Like me, they were living that problem, and they were eager to hear about an alternative.

Some parents told me that the book validated what they had already been doing privately – and often guiltily. Others said they’d tried the book’s methods on their kids, and that these really did work. (No one was more relieved to hear this than me.) Many asked for more tips and specifics, or for a version of the book – without my personal back-story and voyage of discovery – that they could give as a kind of manual to grandparents, partners and babysitters.

This is that book. The 100 tips are my attempt to distil the smartest and most salient principles I’ve learned from French parents and childcare experts. You don’t have to live in Paris to apply them. You don’t even have to like cheese. (Though you should have a look at the recipes at the end of the book. They’re a sampling of what kids in French nurseries eat, and they’re delicious for grown-ups too.)

I believe in all 100 keys. But they’re not my inventions, or my personal proclamations. And they’re not all right for everyone. The French are very clear that every child is different, and that there are no recipes for raising kids. As you read the keys, you’ll start to notice that behind many of the individual tips are a few guiding principles. One of these principles was radical for me, as an American: if family life is centred entirely on the children, it’s not good for anyone, not even for the kids.

I think American parents have already worked this out. Statistics show that as this new intensive style of parenting has taken hold – the one that’s popped up seemingly out of nowhere in the last twenty years – marital satisfaction has fallen. Parents are famously less happy than non-parents, and they become more unhappy with each additional child. (Working mothers in Texas apparently prefer housework to childcare.) The most depressing study of middle-class American families I’ve read describes how parents have gone from being authority figures to being ‘valet[s] for the child’. Given the amount of cooking-to-order and schlepping around that goes on, I would add ‘personal chefs’ and ‘chauffeurs’ too.

The clincher is that we’re starting to doubt whether this demanding style of parenting is even good for children. Many of our good intentions – from baby-brain-training videos to the all-consuming quest for the best university place – now seem to be of questionable value. Some experts call the first generation of kids to graduate from this brand of child-rearing ‘teacups’ because they’re so fragile, and warn that the way we’re defining success is making these children quite unhappy.

Obviously, French parents don’t do everything right. And they don’t all do the same things. The tips in this book refer to conventional wisdom. They are what French parenting books, magazines and experts generally say you should do – and what most of the middle-class parents I know actually do do, or at least believe they should be doing. (Though a French friend of mine said she planned to give a copy to her brother, so he could ‘become more French’.)

A lot of ‘French’ wisdom just feels like common sense. I’ve received letters from readers describing the overlaps between French parenting and Montessori, or the teachings of a Hungarian-born woman called Magda Gerber. Others assure me that we Americans used to bring up our kids this way too, before Reaganomics, the psychotherapy boom and that study which said that poor children don’t hear enough words when they’re little. (Let’s just say that the American middle class massively overcompensated.)

But some French ideas have a power and elegance that’s all their own. French parents widely believe that babies are rational, that you should combine a little bit of strictness with a lot of freedom, and that you should listen carefully to children, but not feel obliged to do everything they say. Their ability to move their offspring on from ‘children’s foods’ is remarkable. Above all, the French think that the best parenting happens when you’re calm. What’s really neat is that, in France, you have an entire nation, in real time, trying to follow these principles. It’s like a country-sized control group. Come and visit. You’ll be amazed.

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